Top Ten Fun Things To Do in School
10. Try to use the word "fastidious" as often as you can in class. Watch your teachers slowly go nuts.
9. Demand you be allowed to inspect the cafeteria kitchen for rodent faecal matter.
8. If your guidance counsellor is bothering you, ask what their goals were at your age, and how they wound up being a guidance counsellor instead.
7. Start a video game club, call it a "team", and try to get funding for uniforms and equipment.
6. Before your gym class, sneak in and decorate the gym with crepe paper and balloons. When your teacher arrives for class, that him that there's a dance scheduled and he must have missed the memo.
5. Order a pizza during study hall. Or a long Math test.
4. Read ahead in all your textbooks, then pretend to speed-read during class. Encourage your teacher to quiz you on the material if she doesn't believe you.
3. In science class, insist that the Earth is the centre of the universe. Defend your theory passionately and scoff at any so-called "proof" your teacher offers.
2. Bring your game-boy to math class and try to pass it off as a graphics calculator.
1. Do a project on ESP for the science fair; show clips from Johnny Carson's "psychic" act and answer every question with "I knew you were going to say that".
