Top Ten Fun Things To Do at a Planetarium
10. Keep commenting about what a clear night it is.
9. Heckle the announcer.
8. Correct the announcer.
7. Hum the theme to "Star Wars".
6. Snore loudly.
5. laugh uncontrollably every time Uranus is mentioned.
4. Point up at a point of light and keep repeating, "Home, Ho-oome..."
3. Try to eat popcorn while fully reclined.
2. During the question period, ask where Hoth, Tattooine, or the Klingon homeworld is.
1. Try to convince people that you built the projector yourself.
