Top Ten Ways to Irritate a Trekkie
10. Say William Shatner was a bad actor.
9. Refer to the weapons as "lasers".
8. Comment on how much you enjoyed the new Star Trek prequel movie.
7. Insist the Klingons are wimps.
6. Tell them "Voyager" is your favourite ST series.
5. Point out that if they can replicate food and clothing, they should be able to replicate antiques, gold, and people.
4. Ask them to explain in detail how warp speed works.
3. Ask why all the aliens can speak English. Note that they sometimes speak in their own language, but then revert back to English.
2. Say your favourite Klingon is Yoda.
1. Critique the Prime Directive.
