Top Ten Signs You Play Too Many Video Games
10. When in public, you try to pick up everything in sight.
9. When you're sick or injured, you eat a big meal to restore your health.
8. You talk to everyone you see, just in case they have something to tell you.
7. You often over-estimate your jumping abilities.
6. When you let go of the controller, your thumbs twitch uncontrollably.
5. When you walk through a residential area, you try to open every door and contemplate where you can obtain the key.
4. You're positive you can die and return at least twice, more if you get enough money to buy extra lives.
3. At social events, while others discuss vacations they've had, you tell about the time you went to Ogreland, defeated the Gorilla King, and retrieved the Purple Key.
2. You can't locate Canada on a map, but you can navigate through the land of Zelda blindfolded.
1. You walk around banging into walls, looking for secret passages.
