Top Ten Signs a School is Going Down the Tubes
10. Science dept. teaches that the sun revolves around the Earth.
9. Homeless have set up a shantytown in the library.
8. Half the senior math course is spent teaching how the grade curve works.
7. Instead of tests and quizzes, teachers determine grades via a Ouija board.
6. Shop class consists of watching "Martha Stewart" reruns.
5. Math department and English department involved in a blood feud.
4. Geography teacher refuses to wear pants on Tuesdays.
3. "First Aid Department" is actually just a jar of leeches.
2. Teachers must teach class from behind bullet-proof glass.
1. The EPA closed down the cafeteria for violating emissions regulations.
