Top Ten Criticisms of the Hitchhiker Trilogy
10. Descriptions of Earth getting blown up will make children more violent.
9. Zaphod Beeblebrox just a stereotype of all two-headed, three-armed presidents.
8. Incorrect information: The real answer to life, the universe, and everything is 47.
7. Depiction of mice as evil aliens will make children more violent.
6. Too many funny-sounding names.
5. There's so much $%&@ swearing!
4. When the Earth is destroyed, only Americans are supposed to survive.
3. Story often incomprehensible. If it doesn's make sense, it can't be funny.
2. SRJEFJS:Odif!
1. The "Guide" not compatible with Windows98.
