Top Ten People who will NOT be in Star Wars: Episode 2
10. George Lucas
9. You
8. Your friend
7. Anyone you know
6. Anyone who will return your phone calls
5. Walt Disney, because he's dead
4. William Shatner, because his career is dead
3. Whoopi Goldberg
2. Anyone who AICN says will be in it
1. Anyone who quits their job and flies down to Australia hoping to get a part
