Top Ten Things to Expect in the Star Wars Prequels
10. Jar-Jar Binks cracking us up, only instead of cartoonish physical comedy, he will do biting political satire
9. More clones than a Spider-man comic
8. Obi-Wan looking more and more like Sir Alec Guinness
7. Anakin, Amidala, and R2-D2 love triangle
6. Jedi dropping like flies in a bug zapper
5. More exciting Tattooine desert action!
4. Jabba the Hutt's battle with weight-loss
3. Anakin's numerous musical numbers with NSYNC
2. Boba Fett trying like hell to justify his god-like status among fans
1. Celebrity cameos up the ying-yang!
