"Star Trek" quotes

"You dreamed what? You're crazy! Get outta my office!"

--Kira to Ezri on being a councillor, early Season 7.


"Are you saying I'm going to be this bloody tall for the rest of my life?"
*indicates 2 inches with fingers*
"This bloody tall, actually."
*indicates one inch*

--O'Brien and Bashir, "One Little Ship"


"This is the story of a little ship, that took a little trip."
"It's... well, it's... well it rhymes."

--Worf's poem and Jadzia's review of it!


"You hit me... Picard never hit me."
"I'm not Picard."

--Q and Captain Sisko.


This is one brilliant scene and no one/two lines can do it justice. It's probably wrong, this is my interpretation of it:
(Chief O’Brien enters Ops from the lift and meets Ezri Dax)
EZRI: Ooh, you’d better make yourself scarce.
O’BRIEN: Why? (At that moment, a very peed off looking Kira appears in the doorway of the office.)
KIRA: Chief? In here. NOW!
EZRI: Tried to warn you… (She gets into the lift and descends to her destination. The Chief trudges off to the office)
KIRA: Where’s the Captain’s desk?
O’BRIEN: What? I dunno!
KIRA: (holding a PADD accusingly) This IS your authorisation code, isn’t it?
O’BRIEN: Nog…
KIRA: What about him?
O’BIEN: He must’ve… oh, I’m gonna kill him!
KIRA: I don’t care what you do, just get it in here by the time the Captain gets back! (So, later on, Bashir and O’Brien are in the office with A desk…)
BASHIR: It’s white.
O’BRIEN: I’ll paint it.
BASHIR: It’s the wrong shape. (Walking around it dubiously) The wrong length. The wrong height, and the wrong width. Other than that, it's perfect.
O'BRIEN: I need help, Julian, not sarcasm. I just hope Nog gets back before the Captain does.
BASHIR: Perhaps he's not coming back. Perhaps he's done a run for it! (At which point, Kira walks in.)
KIRA: That’s not the Captain’s desk! (And the look on her face is priceless.)
BASHIR: He’s going to paint it(!)
KIRA: Get it outta here! (Klingon General Martok thunders into the office.) Can I help you gentlemen?
MARTOK: No… but HE CAN! (pointing to O’Brien, as Kira gives him a "Be my guest" look. I thought that was an actual line but I was wrong!) Where is my blood wine?!?!
O’BRIEN: What blood wine?
MARTOK: Six cases sent to me by my wife - they're missing! By YOUR authorisation!
WORF: This IS your authorisation code, is it not? (And so on…)


"Then I guess we'd go dancing."
"And then I suppose you'd want me to kiss you."
"Well it's possible."
"Well why bother with dinner. Why don't I just kiss you right now and get it over with?"
"Well why don't you?!"
*and he does!!!*

--Kira and Odo, "His Way" :)


"If I catch you taking pictures of me with that thing again, you will end up EATING it..."

--Kira threatening Quark...
I used to have a tally of the amount of body parts she has claim on but I lost track :)


"I once chased a mouse through Jeffrie's Tube three!"

--Paris, one of those damn Hirogen episodes.


"Kathy, why didn't you tell me there was another man?!"
"Because there isn't. I'm just not interested in YOU, Q."
"What do you see in this big oaf anyway. Is is the tattoo? Because mine's BIGGER!"
"Not big enough."

--Q and Janeway in "The Q and the Grey"


"What ARE you doing with that dog...? [Pause] I'm not talking about the puppy..."

--Mrs. Q, the same episode.


"Has anyone ever told you you're angry when you're beautiful?"

--Q in "Death Wish" Horribly corny, but very funny. :)


(Cue long 'Indian Legend' spiel)
"Is that really an Ancient Legend?"
"No... but that made it easier to say."

--Janeway and Chakotay in "Resolutions" - God, I love that episode!


"Borg annoys Klingon - Klingon breaks Borg's nose."

--B'elanna, "Someone To Watch Over Me"


"I'm a Doctor, not a peeping Tom."

--The Doctor in "Drone"


"Be careful what you wish for..."

--B'elanna to Tom in "Blood Fever" (Poor Vorik :( I like Vorik)


"I don't want to talk about it."
"Who was she, Harry?!"

--Kim and B'elanna, after he had a 'scary' :) dream about Seven...


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