"The X-Files" quotes

"Nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted!" (OK, so EVERYONE knows that one...)

--Mulder in the Pilot episode.


"They are the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you can find anything they say even remotely plausible."
"I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot."

--Scully and Mulder in "E.B.E"


"He put the whammy on him."
"Please explain to me the scientific principle of 'the whammy'..."

--Mulder and Scully in "Pusher"


"They just pulled a whole whack of... of surgical instruments out of his intestinal track."

--Scully in "Sanguinarium", being surprisingly non-technical!


"I never saw you as a mother before."

--Mulder to Scully in "Home"


"Ya'll look like door't'door salesmen"

--Three Texan kids to our heroes in the movie, "Fight the Future"


"I had you big time."

--Scully, "Fight the Future"


"When have I ever been wrong? At least when driving..."

--Mulder, "Fight the Future"


"Scully.... I love you."
*long pause*
"Oh brother."

--Mulder and Scully, "Triangle" :)


"The blind leading the blind..."

--Scully in "Rain King"

"Well, the world didn't end..."

--Mulder in "Millennium" :)


There are more than this, these are the only ones I can think of right now. One day I might actually re-watch every episode and come up with a quote for each!


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