Written by Raven Deacastra

Rated: R

Disclaimer: Okay everyone has one so why can't I. TPTB owns them we all know that already quit rubbing it in.

Tom is running through the corridors like someone who is trying to get away from a scary monster. "hold the lift." he shouts as he sees the captain and her first officer enter it. "Running a little late Tom?" "No actually I am just running and thought I would get some more exercise in while we are in dead space." "Sure, B'lanna mad at you again?" "Yes, I told her I could not get off working this weekend. She will probably be coming after you next commander."

"Wait a minute Tom you told Chakotay you wanted to work this weekend." "I know I did It's just well she's pregnant again and taking it out on me again." I really do not like her mood swings." "I know how you feel it's not easy having a pregnant wife who already had a temper and it just get's..." "Hold it right there mister! Unless you plan on sleeping with Neelix for the rest of this trip home you better start explaining that last statement." "I well... ItÕs just that... You know I was just.. Kathryn I love you." "Good save commander.Ó Tom remarks with a Cheshire grin just glad he is not the only husband on board in the proverbial doghouse. "I think this is my stop. Good luck commander." as he leaves the lift he say's under his breath "you're gonna need it." Back in the lift Chakotay is looking at his wife that could only be described as pleading and a little trepidation.Praying he has not just sentenced himself to the couch for the next week he reaches for her planning on changing the subject to a more physical conversation.

Kathryn is much faster however and has Chakotay backed up against the wall and as she calls for the lift to halt she begins running her fingers up and down his well muscled chest. Chakotay is relieved to see this playfulness instead of the ire he was sure she was going to rain down on him. Kathryn has now started to unbutton his shirt to feel the hot flesh covering his rapidly beating heart. He all of a sudden yelps in pain. She bite him. "What did you do that for?" "Oh you know no reason I was just being a temperamental pregnant woman." "Kathryn I was just trying to make Tom feel better I love it when you are pregnant. You don't really get too moody It was a bad choose of words you know what I mean. It's is normal for pregnant women to be somewhat more annoyed at everyone and even a little more ..." "Bitchy! you are calling me bitchy. I happen to know you also go out of your way to avoid me when I am pregnant and this time I am not going to let you get away that easily. I just want to spend some extra time with you" Chakotay is now feeling extremely nervous. His wife's first pregnancy she was very moody and tended to get a little rough when cornering him. The look in her eye's said it all, she was very aroused and there was no way he was going to make it out of this lift without having to go to sickbay afterwards.

Her long sharpened red nails traced a trail of fire down his chest to cup the bulge in the front of his uniform. "Looks like someone is at attention maybe I should help you with that I would not want you to sprain something. Before Chakotay could form a response he found his uniform on the floor of the lift. Her Teeth grazing his neck causing little ripples of pleasure to sweep his body into motion. With one swift move he had his hands under her skirt and two fingers buried deep within her. His other hand found its way to the top of her dress and was busy teasing her already erect nipples. Leaning forward he gently bit one through the fabric causing a low moan to escape Kathryn. Her hand was sliding along his painfully rigid member her thumb playing over its head taking with it the first signs of his release. It won't take much they both were teetering on the edge. "Kathryn I donÕt want to hurt you or the baby please lets move this to our quarters." "No!!! right here right now. That is an order." A little softer but still with pent up desire she assured him it would hurt neither her nor the baby and that she missed their rondevous in odd places. "Please Chakotay." He turned so her back was pressed against the cool surface of the wall and raised her legs to wrap around him. In one swift move he entered her filling her and barely controlling himself he began to rock his hips grinding against her in a maddening pace and soon she was crying out as the force of her orgasm flooded through her, her inner muscles working hard on squeezing every last drop of his release from him.

He slid to the floor taking her with him to lie gently in his lap till their breathing returned to normal. His wince of pain told him he would have to stop at sickbay after all. In sickbay the doctor in humming to himself while treating a very irritated but extremely well satiated first officer. He was having second thoughts on staying too far from Kathryn during this pregnancy. She'd done some things to him in that lift that he could hardly believe, in her state, she could do especially the little trick with the back walls railing. "Well Commander I see you are taking lessons from Mr. Paris on where not to have intimate relations. Might I suggest that you and the Captain refrain from ..." "That will be all Dr. Am I through here?" "Yes you are done for now. I would take it easy on that back those scratches were deep and should hurt for a couple of more hours. Might I suggest staying away from your wife and jeffries tubes." Chakotay hardly heard the rest he was out the door heading to where he knew he would find his wife. The hydroponics bay was empty save for two women sitting on a bench in front of the coffee plant recently grown. B'lanna was telling Kathryn how stricken Tom looked when she told him she was to have twins. "You should have seen his face you would have thought I just told him I was taking ballet. I donÕt know what I am going to do. One minute he is so sweet and I just want to curl up and sleep the next I get this strange urge to throw him on the bed pour chocolate sauce on him and forget we have to go anywhere." "Don't feel bad BÕlanna it will pass wait no it won't that is only morning sickness. I am afraid we are both going to be doing a lot of mood swinging. Poor Chakotay would not even let me take him to sickbay."

"Sickbay! Is he okay? What's wrong?" "He's okay I'm afraid I well I am kind of embaressed but well we were in the turbolift and I was fixing to read him the riot act for the comment about moody pregnant women he made to Tom when all I could think of was how good he looked and how much I wanted to throw him against the wall and show him what it is really meant by to be in a command position.Unfortuanly I was a little too rough and well the doctor should be able to fix his chest and back. I never realized my nails were that sharp or that he could..." "Okay too much information. Don't feel bad in fact those urges are perfectly normal, for a klingon. Maybe IÕve rubbed off on you." "You better not have I happen to like my wife just the way she is. sweet and very.." "Are you saying I'm not sweet, Chakotay? I'll have you know that Tom says all the time I..." "I'm just kidding Be" I love you just the way you are and I am very happy with where my body parts are so that is all I am going to say on the matter. Oh in case you wanted to know I gave Tom the rest of the day off I think he said something about the holodeck." "Thanks I think I will just go see what heÕs up to." "Bye. You know something Chakotay I think you have a real mean streak. I like that" She reaches up to pull his head down and before he realizes what she is planning he finds himself laying in the middle of the bay with a very eager wife on top of him and a very sharp plant sticking him in the rear.

Fin~ Or is it? Should I add more? I will have to do some serious thinking.