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Signs that you are Dangerously Obsessed
- You write stupid Humor lists that are Star Wars related
- You have ever tried to use The Force to levitate objects or influence someone's mind.
- You know how to play 'Mad About Me' (the cantina band song) on the fizz, kloo horn and omni box, even though none of those instruments even exist.
- You can spell difficult Star Wars related words like Calrissian, J't'p'tan, and wookiee whereas you can't spell Basic/English words like eazy or whutevar. (ha ha, get it?)
- You can speak Huttese, Rodian, Jawa, Barabel, Twi'lek, Sullustan, Bothan, Wookieese, Ewokeese, and/or Snivian.
- You tried to build your own lightsaber, and succedeed! (Please E-mail me if you have!)
- You refer to the English language as "Basic".
- You have Rancor hide boots.
- Your room contains nothing but Star Wars related merchandise.
- Whenever someone says 'Hey, look a full moon!', you say 'That's no moon,...... that's a space station!'
- You refuse to go to a car dealer that doesn't sell Landspeeders.
- You are hopelessly in love with at least one of the characters from the trilogy.
- You named your car the Millenium Falcon or the Slave 1.
- You have memorized the entire Imperial alphebet.
- Whenever someone says they don't like Star Wars you punch them in the jaw.
- You use Star Wars quotes in everyday conversation like, 'I'd just as soon kiss a wookie!' and 'Scruffy- Looking Nerf-Herder', and you end every conversation and E-mail with 'May the Force be with You!'
- People refuse to watch the movies with you because you have memorized every line from every scene (even the credits) and you like to speak along with the characters.
- You consider the birthdays of Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford and George Lucas religous holidays.
- Your biggest fear in life is that George Lucas will die before writing the screenplay for Episode 3.
- You have traveled to the North Pole to look for Wampas.
- You try to make a hologram projector with some tape and old pipes.
- Strange, eerie voices in your head tell you to use the force.
- Some times it seems like your neighbors dogs are barking the Star Wars theme song.
- You injure yourself and you tell the doctor you need more time in the bacta tank.
- You can see the character of Han Solo in every character that Harrison Ford does.
- You name your dog Wicket or Chewbacca.
- You plan to name your kids after the characters in the trilogy (Luke, Leia, Han, Anakin, etc.)
- You can recognize individual Gamorreans.
- You've seen The Trilogy more times that you shower in a year
- You went to the premiere dressed as Princess Leia. And you're a guy.
- You know the names and backgrounds of EVERY being in Jabba's Palace, including the rats in the dungeon.
- You're waiting for Saturn to change their name to SoroSuub and start making landspeeders.
- You can successfully immitate a Wookiee roar.
- Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
- Whenever you get in trouble, you mutter 'I have a bad feeling about this.'
- You start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling you to go to bed.
- You can't resist to hum when you turn on a flashlight.
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