Christmas Lightsaber Battle
Christmas Lightsaber Battle
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having a little father
and son chat... lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.
Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his
face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas," he said.
Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just
out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him,
"How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?"
Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare, "I felt your presents."