Clinton in Star Wars
...And now, for the first time anywhere...
Things Bill Clinton Would Say if He Were in Star Wars.
~"Who knew the Jedi Mind Trick could work on 250 million people all at once?"
~"I *absolutely* support the use of droids in the
military... Okay, now I don't."
~"Luke, I am your father. Obi-Wan, I'm your father, too. And that Queen chick? I'm her daddy for sure. And Leia's. And Lando's, and Boba Fett's, and Jabba the Hutt's, and Chewie's, and..."
~"Wretched hive of scum and villainy? Woo-hoo, count me in!"
~"I think the American people would like a little more bass in my theme music."
~"Dispose of that troublesome young Jedi, Vince Skyfoster --- and make it look like a suicide."
~"I did not have sexual relations with that wookiee, Ms. Chewinsky."
~"It's a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away -- and I'm still a lyin' weasel."
~"Cholesterol does not concern me, Admiral. I want that Big Mac -- not excuses."
