Why the Empire Lost the War
Why the Empire Lost the War
- When rebels ride speeder bikes, they watch where they are going.
- Stormtroopers always seem to set their blasters to "miss".
- When in groups of three, TIE pilots fall for the ol' "Cut to the left, I'll take the leader".
- Give an AT-AT driver a skipping rope and he'll trip himself.
- An out of control A-Wing can bring down their flagship.
- "I can't see a thing with this helmet on!"
- When rebels go in they go in full throttle.
- Super tough stormtrooper armour doesn't seem to protect against sticks and stones.
- Regular old TIE fighters don't have shields.
- Everywhere you turn there are endless chasms to fall down.
- The average conscript is too scared to excel, because if they did, they'd end up a high ranking officer, and we all know that means ......... GULP
