Getting Kicked Out of the Empire
Top 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the Empire
10. Insist on wearing your slippers.
9. Tell Vader to relax.
8. Be too accurate when firing on a Sandcrawler, making it obvious to any passerby that it wasn't shot down by Tusken Raiders.
7. Use the Death Stars superlaser to carve your name in a nebula.
6. Speeder bike races down the corridors of the Executor.
5. Use 2 Star Destroyers and a Rebel Blockade Runner to play a huge game of "Pong."
4. Get caught reading a Zahn book during the Emperor's speech.
3. Start "the wave" during stormtrooper inspection.
2. Fool around with Vader's lightsaber when he's in his meditation pod, pretending to be a Jedi.
1. Secretly replace Vader's lightsaber with a traffic flashlight.
And one more... Point out to the Emperor that 95% of his stormtroopers are just matte paintings.
