Letterman Star Wars Jokes
Jokes Letterman Made About SW Stuff
July 14, 1999
Star Wars Colgate Toothpaste
WARNING: This toothpaste is a prequel to irreversible gum disease.
Star Wars Jedi V.S. Sith Puzzle
WARNING: By the time you complete this puzzle, George Lucas will have made another $1 billion.
Obi Wan pillow
NOTE: Like the movie, pillow is 80% filler.
WARNING: Hide this if you ever manage to
get a girl in your room.
Darth Maul Puzzle
WARNING: The real puzzle is who buys this crap.
Star Wars watch
WARNING: You'll be checking this frequently during the movie.
Darth Maul boxers
WARNING: If you wear these, not even the Force will help you get lucky.
WARNING: Made by people working long, long hours, earning low, low wages in a country far, far away.
