I had reched the year of the famous American 'sweetie' the big MM for those laymen out there 50 URGGHHH!!. It was the 2nd millenium 2000 years since the birth of Christ.
My hair was rapidly disappearing, and because of that my ears looked bigger, no longer was I the Indian Elephant, I was the African variety, I'm sure my ears flapped in the wind and I was into disguising myself as an alien.
