I thought up this one after seeing this list on USS Voyager. Any that are
hers I will put a ( * ) beside, just to let you know. Most of this is original,
since her list was mainly oriented toward ALL the Star Trek shows/fans.
This is a list purely for us Voyager wackos.
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You know you're a Voyager FAN if:
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You know you're a Voyager MANIAC if:
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 you wear a Starfleet uniform to a party. *
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you wear a Starfleet uniform to jury duty. *
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you watch Robert Duncan McNeill
on TV with a big grin on your face.
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you watch Robert Duncan McNeill
at night, in the bushes outside his house
with a big grin on your face.
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you ask your favorite actor for his autograph. *
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you ask your favorite actor for a baby. *
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a Voyager actor says hi to you at a convention.
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a Voyager actor nervously says hi to you while signalling for security at
a convention.
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you debate with someone who thinks classic Trek is best. *
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you kill someone who thinks
classic Trek is best. (What do THEY
know anyway? They don't deserve to live!) *
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you name your son Tom.
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you name your son Tom, and if his hair isn't blond you dye it,
if his eyes aren't blue you get him
contacts as soon as he's old enough,
and you insist that he go into the
Air Force and become a pilot.
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you talk to your friends about Voyager constantly.
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you tie your (non-Trekkie) friends to their chairs
so that you can give them a lecture
on the entire course of the show
over the past six years, including
subplots and what happens with them. (re-education is good!)
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you put up a few posters in your
room.
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you put up more than 25 posters,
fifty pictures, and two calendars
in you room. :)
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you write fanfic about your
favorite characters.
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you write fanfic about how you met
your favorite characters on Voyager
because of some crazy situation. :)
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you spend a few minutes after each
episode thinking about how much
better you could have written
certain scenes.
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you spend hours after every episode
online complaining to your friends about
the lack of certain elements that you
think should have been included and plotting
revenge on the evil and incompetent writers!
Bwahahaha!!!
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you are worried when you hear rumors that the producers are going to get rid of your favorite relationship.
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you are so panicked when you hear
rumors that the producers are going to
get rid of your favorite relationship
that you begin letter-writing campaigns
and spend hours of online time discussing the
reprecussions of such an unfortunate act. *g*
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you hear a different and much more substantiated
rumor about your favorite couple getting engaged and
married and having a baby and you are happy.
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you hear a different and much more substantiated
rumor about your favorite couple getting engaged and
married and having a baby and you are so happy that
any time anyone mentions the up coming season you
start babbling on and on about how great it is that
the writers have finally come to their senses and started
to respect the needs of P/Ters and isn't it wonderful that
Tom and B'Elanna are going to get together and how could
anyone have ignored them for so long and you wonder if the
wedding is going to be traditional or Starfleet or something
they sort of custom-make for themselves and is the baby going to
even look a quarter Klingon and will it be a boy or a girl and
what names would be good? (lol)
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you wonder every once in a while what's going to happen at
the end of the series.
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you spend long hours each day plotting out different
endings for the series and sending them into the producers
hoping beyond hope that they'll be accepted.
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you hope that there's a good ending to Voyager.
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you hope that they make it home and everyone gets
to stay out of prison and there's lots of angst-filled
but happy reunions and life will be perfect for the
crew from now on. (hey, why the heck not?!)
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you browse Voyager web pages. *
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you make Voyager web pages! :) :) *
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