Q: Yo Bob, what's your take on this Elian thing?
A: It's always something...
I think it is wonderful that the United States was able to rescue a small boy
from that horrible and nasty Cuba. I hear the food is too spicy and the water will make you sick. No child should
have to endure such hardships. In fact, I have a very reliable source that claims, in Cuba, they don't even wipe
their feet before entering the house!
I couldn't believe it.
However, this ordeal has opened my eyes and I believe we should not stop with
Elian. We should rescue all children
from bad horrible places and bring them to the Good-ol'-United States of America. This would be the starting point
of a New World Order, because any place that is not the U.S. is a bad horrible place.
With all the children of the world being United States Citizens, the next generation
will be a world where everyone is
a United States Citizen, and voila, a One-Government World - just like on Star Trek.
I have two plans two plans to complete
this mission, I call them Plan A
and Plan B.
In Plan A,
also known as "The Final Solution Plan,"
We have scientists develop a special Neutron type bomb that will kill all adults, but not affect the little children.
Then, we go to each country and collect their children after killing their parents.
Seems simple enough, but there is always some bleeding heart liberal who doesn't
want to kill innocent people.
In Plan B,
also known as "Operation Fly By,"
we have scientists genetically develop a race of future-super-monkeys that can fly long distances. We also need
to make them smarter than most monkeys, so they can follow directions and unlike most human adults - read maps.
They will also need blue fur, so they don't frighten the little babies.
Then we simply send out the monkeys to each country and have them take the children
in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep. They then bring them to the U.S. where they can get a decent
meal and a nice warm bath.
That's how we can develop a NEW WORLD ORDER.
And now you know.