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 I feel terrible that Jerome was seriously hurt recently and
have decided to let him take over part of this column to express some of his views.
I must warn you that it won't be pretty. Jerome was not very intelligent before his most recent accident, and now
he is borderline brain dead.
It's okay though. He has as much right as anyone to express his views, pathetic though they might be. Also remember
that he didn't have full use of his hands and he actually had to type with his forehead. It was kind of funny watching
him whacking the keyboard with his head, but it did fairly frustrating for me when he had only typed one sentence
after3 hours.
It might be hard to understand what he wrote, so I will periodically translate what he is trying to say.
A MESSAGE FROM JEROME:
Jerome:
Fuk yu all. Yu can all go strate to hell, beecawse none of yu cair bout me much. I am in so much pane and yu peeple
can not undirstand what I have went thru. I wish my legs wuld wurk so I culd kill yu all.
Translation:
Thanks for all the support! Everyone has been so nice to me and I have received lots of candy. I like candy a lot.
Thank you! Thank you all!
Jerome:
imajine if you were like me and had no use of yur arms and legs and had to be fed thru a tube up yur ass. It is
not prety at all. I hope Bob and Stephen die.
Translation:
I can't wait to be fully healed so I can shake my booty on the dance floor again. Bob and Stephen have been so
helpful in my time of need. I don't know what I would do without them.
Jerome:
I feel like an anumal. I am beeing treeted like I am wurthless. It is not fare. God, pleese help me and put me
out of my mizeree. Pleese, I beg yu.
Translation:
I have prayed to God many times and feel that he has answered my prayers. I am going to dedicate my life to the
ethical treatment of animals as soon as I am healed!
Jerome:
I no what Stephen is going to write and it will be all wrong. What he rites is not what I reely am saying. He is
the one with a brane problum, not me.
Translation:
I thank Stephen for taking the time to translate what I am writing since my brain is basically on the fritz. It's
okay though because I trust him with my life.
Jerome:
I want to go now. I am tird and want to lay down. I hope yu choke on a bone or suthing while yu read this beecawse
you suck. Gud by.
Translation:
I am a bit tired from all this writing and need to take a short nap. Soon, I will be able to eat solid foods just
like you! Good bye!
Now I'm crying. I gotta go.
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about now that "Survivor" is done?
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