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 King Crimson---"Sleepless/The Concise King Crimson"
I highly recommend visiting www.center-of-the-world.com. Don't visit if you're at school or at work though. This
is something to be fully enjoyed at home. And, if you discover the "chat room" go ahead and talk about
your dog. I think the lady really likes dogs because she started doing a very interesting thing. That's all I'm
going to say about that.
There is no news to report on Jerome. He is still fairly incapacitated but he has contacted a lawyer. I don't what
he wants, but I have a feeling it will be something strange and exciting. Gee, I can't wait.
I have some sort of bug problem at home. Every time I go outside, I am attacked by little yellow worm-like bugs
that like to burrow into my flesh.
At first I found it quite pleasurable, but after I started itching and drawing blood, I found it to be quite annoying.
I have no ideas what the bugs are or what they do, but I am fearful that they might somehow end up in my poo.
The last thing I want to see is bugs crawling all over my poo. My poo is supposed to be fresh and bug free and
there is no reason why it should be tainted in any way.
I have no problem if they end up in my pee because I know that there is no possible way that they could survive
in a mixture of Diet Mountain Dew and Michelob Light. It burns my flesh if I happen to leak on myself, so imagine
what it could do to a tiny bug.
What if one of the bugs enters my bloodstream and decides to camp out there for a while and breed. I shudder at
the thought. One day I might sneeze and thousands of little bugs could come spraying from my nostrils.
Or what if I hack up a ball of bugs? I don't think anyone would be impressed to see me spit up a wad of squirming
bugs. I feel that would be a definite turn off.
Okay, I just spit in my hand. I swear there is something swimming in the spit! See what I have to put up with?
Now I have to go to the hospital and let a doctor check out my spit. This sucks because now my week is ruined.
I have a feeling this is all Jerome's fault.
COMING NEXT: I answer reader mail unless
I have turned into one of those bug men with big wavy tentacles.
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