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Maculate Conception - 10/02/01
By Bel Garion
Published each Tuesday
Dear Bel,
My husband and I have been married for 6 years. When we married, we decided we didn't want any children and I had
my tubes tied. Now he suddenly wants kids. He seems to have forgotten that I had the operation.
Bel, I want to remind him but the sex has been incredible and I am afraid of what he will do when he remembers.
He is obsessed. What should I do?
-Tied
Dear Tied,
On the way home, buy a pig. Set it loose in the house and the demon possessing your husband will go into it. Kill
the pig and enjoy a nice pork dinner. Shame on you. I know that you were aware that you were copulating with a
demon. You thought it was great until the runes started bleeding through. Next time think about the feelings and
needs of your husband and put them ahead of your own perverse sexual desires.
-Bel
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