10. "Exciting is hardly the word I would use."

9. "Unexpected this is, and unfortunate."

8. Gesture around the room and say to your roommates, "If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get outta here pretty quick."

7. Say to them, as they come in the door, " You've gotta lotta guts coming here after what you pulled."

6. "Hi son, we just stopped by to see if you would join us for lunch." Reply with "I'll never join you!"(distort your face) Then throw yourself down the nearest shaft.

5. Ask them for money, then if they ask why they must pay $_______ (fill in the amount...) Have a friend yell "Because he's holding a thermal detonator!" (everyone dive for cover)

4. If they ask why the place is in such a mess reply with, "Your eyes can deceive you - don't trust them ... I've let go my conscious self and acted on instinct."

3. "I've got a bad feeling about this."

2. "Lock the doors, and hope they don't have blasters!"

1. If they ask how you are doing in school say, "When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master."