I have a simple dream:

I wish all my friends, from all around the world, would come and have Thanksgiving Dinner with me. I know that most of them have family who they will be partaking of the first giant meal of this the eating season, but I'd love to have them all in one place so I could cook for them and stock up on hugs and laughter.

I miss them, even the ones I see all the time. I'm feeling lonely. I guess I'm trying to beat the winter blue rush.

So, my loves, will anyone take me up on a free meal and all the giggles you can eat?

Jeff Corwin just called a ten foot Rat Python, "Spanky."

I don't know, it just tickled me.

Over heard on the BART train, said by a woman on a cellphone: "I think we might have to revisit my estimate."

Grrrr.

What's wrong with saying, "I'm going to give you a new estimate."

I think we might have to revisit my estimate.

Is it possible that a more wishy washy statement has ever been uttered? Would it hurt to say something more concret? What the hell?