Okay people, I have more movies that you MUST see; Moonlight Mile is the first. I know it looks like a tear jerker, but it has some honestly funny moments. The second is Highway; it's a road movie but it has an askew reality to it.

Oh, both star Jake Gyllenhaal, who, I'm convinced, can play any character. If you are making a film, I think you should hire him.

And tell him I said so.