Okay people, I have more movies that you MUST see; Moonlight Mile is the first. I know it looks like a tear jerker, but it has some honestly funny moments. The second is Highway; it's a road movie but it has an askew reality to it.

Oh, both star Jake Gyllenhaal, who, I'm convinced, can play any character. If you are making a film, I think you should hire him.

And tell him I said so.

My advice to the makers of Matrix 2; less talking, more kicking.

I can't stop watching Bubble Boy. Jake Gyllenhaal is so sweet and bite worthy in this movie, and the commentary with him and the director makes him only more so.

I wonder if he'd marry me. If only so we could drive people insane by trying to pronounce Rynn Astra Lemieux-Gyllenhaal.

Come on, Jake; you like a good laugh, don't cha?