Did you ever wonder why it's so easy for some people to fall in love and so difficult for others? I see people falling in love all the time, left and right, up and down, round and round. I have two good friends who are getting married within the next month and not to each other. That's four people who were able to find another person to snuggle up to.

I don't know how they do it. I know people who have been in love for years. I have friends who I love that I've had for years, but I haven't had to see them naked on a daily basis.

This is the weird part, my friends who have been in love for years -- are happy to see thier snuggler naked on a daily basis. Franky, I don't think I could ever get used to that. I think I would always be surprised to see a penis within arm's reach. One of my friends likes to hang a sock off her snuggler's morning stiffy. How do you even introduce that to a guy? "Honey, I really like your penis, but I think it'll look better with a scarf."

Does anyone have any tips (other than the ones at the end of a penis) how to fall for someone who then falls for you?

After more computer motherfuckery, I am back.

I've got a crush on a guy that I shouldn't have a crush on, so naturally, I'm about to go off my antidepressents. I stopped taking Celexa a month ago, I'm almost out of Trazadone (but I think I'll get a refill on that) and the Effexor is dwindling away.

This is New Guy is perfect. And by perfect I mean flawed. Flawed in a perfect way.

Be happy that you're not me.