If you haven't seen O, Brother Where Art Thou, then you should. Right now.

And if you haven't seen it in the last 24 hours, you should watch it. Right now.

Why do I feel like I'm Brain of Pinky and the Brain and this is some crazy plan to take over the world? It isn't.

Honest.

(Narf!)

Shhhh!

I just read that Clive Barker and his partner, David, have a daughter. I can't explain how happy that makes me. I'm almost in tears about it.

How much fun must it be to have Clive Barker as one of your parents?

Wow, the Lord of Illusions is a really bad movie. But it does have Emmett from Queer As Folks in it.

Hmmm, so there it sits.

I've said it before I'll say it again; I think it's only fair that the person that you are thinking about while you're masterbating should get a vicarious tingle out of it.

Or course if this were the case Jake Gyllenhaal would get nothing done.

Not that I think about.... Shut up! Leave me alone!

Over heard while standing in line at Ross to return stuff that didn't fit:

Short, stocky, white high school boy ( after hearing a PA for a new cashier): I'm going to dart over there.
Tall, black, high school boy: Dart? You're going to 'dart'?
SSWHSB: well, yeah...
TBHSB: Are you going to dart over there and stick into the wall?

I'm watching the movie Max and John Cusack just said the funniest thing: "Hitler, come on, I'll buy you a glass of lemonaide."

I wish I could slip that into conversation.

eva8, send me an email, in my last computer motherfuckery I lost your email address.

eva8 left me a comment:

i don't know how to fall for someone, i just do.
i like people, even people that bug me have good qualities.
nobody's perfect. everybody has faults, so do i, so do you, so does this person i vowed to spend my life with. but we are all beautiful souls who love and hurt.
sometimes i wonder if you are waiting for prince charming. no such thing, i say.
my husband bugs the crap out of me. every day i bitch at him or about him at least once. he's an arrogant, rude, introverted, fussy, perfectionist. but he's also loyal, funny, cuddly, hardworking and cute. my mom can't understand why i put up with him. but i can't understand why i'd throw away a perfectly good white boy, just cause he has a few defects.
but my mom doesn't need anyone in her life. maybe you don't need anyone either. or just maybe, you just haven't come accross your soul mate yet, and just have to be patient.
oh, and when you get to know a penis, they don't mind you playing games at all. they thinks it's kinda fun.

I'm glad that you're mom is happy with her life but I haven't needed anyone for most of my life and now I crave a relationship. Of course it doesn't help that I'm off my antidepressants so my sex drive has shifted into all range terrain. I swear, I can come now without breaking a sweat. And not just once, one on top of another until I feel like my eyes are going to shoot out the back of my head. Anyway, I want someone to play with, you know?

Oh, and I'm happy to hear that penises are playful. Thanks.