As I was passing the bank I read a sign next to the ATM, but it didn't sink in until I was a few yards away -- too late to take another look. It read; From the corner store to the coroner's office.

As I did my grocery shopping, I wondered if it was a Halloween thing. You know, the bank with the sense of humor.

I walked past the bank again, on my way to the bus, and had the chance to read it again.

"From the corner store to the corner office."

Thank goodness I have the kind of brain that likes to make life more interesting for me.

A butcher on Queen Eye on the Straight Guy keeps saying the phrase, "Frenching the bone," and no one is commenting on it.

How is it possible that I've become more catty that Carson?

This is something Di boyfirend wrote in an email to her recently. It's just too funny not to share.

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Ah, it is to laugh.

The Hallmark Channel is showing the Addams Family today, I had forgotten how much I like that show.

Morticia just said of her children who were about to start school, "I'll miss the patter of their little feet -- as they sneak up behind me."

Heehee.