Happy Birthday, Di!

If you're lucky enough to know Di then I don't have to tell you what an awesome person she is but if you aren't familiar with her I feel sorry for you. Get out of your apartments or at least take the tinfoil off your windows, it's a bright world out there, and that's thanks to Di. And the sun.

She's funny, pretty, smart, shorter than I am - I could go on and on. The best part about Di, apart from her hot ass, is that she knows what it means to be a friend. She's a kind ear, a compassionate adviser, a warm hugger, and have I mentioned her ass?

Happiest of birthdays, Di. Now take off your pants.