Not fair

How is it that I was sick in bed for a week and I didn't lose any weight?

Today is the first day that I didn't need to take a nap. I've been up since 10 and feel like I'm going to fall over, but at least I didn't nap. The end seems to be in sight, my ears have started to pop when I yawn and suddenly I can hear again, so I got that going for me.