Sardarjis 1

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat. But unfortunate Banta, got pushed to the top.

After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see his friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.

He says, "Oh Banta! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?

Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a “driver.”

Sardarjis 2

Once a Sardarji was traveling in a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train Rs 20 to wake him up when the station arrived.

This guy was a barber, and he felt that for Rs 20, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home.

Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" He replied "The cheat on the train has taken my Rs 20 and woken up someone else.

Sardarjis 3

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear..."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"

"The scoundrel called back."

Sardarjis 4

Two Sardarjis are on a railway station. "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks the first.

"No," answers the Railroad man.

"Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.