Programming

10 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work!

10. "That's weird..." ,
9. "It's never done that before."
8. "It worked yesterday."
7. "How is that possible?"
6. "It must be a hardware problem."
5. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
4. "There is something funky in your data."
3. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
2. "You must have the wrong version."
1. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."