Title: -
Author: kbk
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: As requested by Marco.
Summary: Evil, evil, ew.

"It is so difficult," said JK Rowling, "being the most famous authoress in the world."

Anne Rice glared at her. "I have no idea what that could feel like," she said, with sarcasm even heavier than her make-up or her prose.

"I feel I must set an example for my readers," said JK Rowling. "It's such a responsibility writing for children. But you wouldn't know about that."

Anne Rice smiled a little. "No," she said. "Because I write for a mature audience and about things that mature people do. Like sex."

"Sex is good," said JK Rowling.

So they shagged.