Title: -
Author: kbk
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: As requested by Jude.
Summary: Um. Well.

Every profession has stories. Of innovators, of bunglers, of all-round geniuses. Even in the world of espionage, there are myths.

There's Bond, of course, with his tales of lust and intrigue.

There's Penfold, who once saved the West through judicious use of a corset.

And then there's the most famous of all, spoken of in hushed whispers behind closed doors and EM-interference-equipment. He can defeat any enemy, despite his unlikely physique. He can find a way through any defences. He can chew through to the heart of any problem and let others see in.

He is... The Very Hungry Caterpillar.