Oh my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in the video store
She thinks the way he wields his saber is really sexy
And just look at her watching his movie again! See?
I'm sick of her swooning at every picture she sees
He's her favorite defender of galactic peace

Well my baby's in love with Ewan McGregor
She's all crazy ‘bout that Ewan McGregor
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
‘Cause my baby's in love with Ewan McGregor

“He's so sensitive” she told me when i asked her
“Did you see the way he cried at the death of his master?”
To count all his midichlorians would take her whole life
Would I break her heart if I told her ‘bout his wife?
And my girl can't get enough of his cool demeanor
Like he's some big special Jedi Knight and I'm some kinda wiener

Well my baby's in love with Ewan McGregor
She's got a thing for that Ewan McGregor
Tell me what can he do that I can't do better?
Now my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Ewan McGregor
Head over heels for that Ewan McGregor
If she wants to leave me I guess I better let her
‘Cause my baby's in love with Ewan McGregor

I knew we were headed’ for disaster
When she caught me with a friend makin’ fun of his master
And now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the funny, handsome, quick and charming
apprentice who can also pilot for your information

Well I don't kill dark jedi and I don't wear a cloak
And I can't imitate that British accent he spoke
And I just can't compete with all that fame and the Force
But I know I can teach her a lesson of course
Yeah, well let's just see if she misses me some
When I start stalking Natalie Portman

Well my baby's in love with Ewan McGregor
She's all crazy ’bout that Ewan McGregor
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
‘Cause my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Ewan McGregor
Why'd she have to fall for that Ewan McGregor
If she wants to leave me I guess I better let her
‘Cause my baby's in love with Ewan McGregor