1. You've seen all the movies at least five times each.

2. Half of the items on your Christmas list begin with the words "Star Wars."

3. Your mom calls you a "groupie."

4. People are embarrassed to be around you at the movie theater because you are overly excited about seeing Star Wars.

5. You brag about seeing the ET's and the wookiees in the Senate.

6. It really bugs you that you haven't seen the wookiees and ET's in the Senate.

7. You have worn a lightsaber on your hip in a public place.

8. Your friends duck taped your mouth shut because you wouldn't stop humming the Star Wars theme.

9. You incorperate lines from Star Wars into your daily speech, such as when ordering pizza or getting a speeding ticket.

10. You attempt to use the Jedi mind trick on your parents, teachers, police officers, and other people of authority.