Top 10 Star Wars Things To Say When Your Parents Make a Surprise
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10. "Exciting is hardly the word I would use."
9. "Unexpected this is, and unfortunate."
8. Gesture around the room and say to your roommates, "If they
don't go for this, we're gonna have to get outts here pretty quick."
7. Say to them, as they come in the door, " You've gotta lotta
guts coming here after what you pulled."
6. "Hi son, we just stopped by to see if you would JOIN US for
lunch." Reply with "I'll never join you! (distort your face) Then throw yourself
down the nearest shaft.
5. Ask them for money, then if they ask why they must pay __________
(fill in the amount)... Have a friend yell "Because he's holding a thermal
detinator!" (everyone dive for cover)
4. If they ask why the place is in sucha mess reply with, "Your
eyes can deceive you - don't trust them ... I've let go my conscious self
and acted on instinct."
3. "I've got a bad feeling about this."
2. "Lock the doors, and hope they don't have blasters!"
1. If they ask how you are doing in school say, "When I left you,
I was but the learner, now I am the master."
