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A long time ago, ia a galaxy far, far away...

What's that? You say that you have heard that somewhere before?

But anyway, Princess Leotard and the Rebel Forces are now hiding out on the ice planet of Colth (and believe us it is colth there) as Dark Bader tries to track them down. We admit, it is not much of a plot, but it was good enough to rack up $400 million in STAR WARZ, so why shouldn't we try it again in Chapter V entitled

"THE EMPIRE STRIKES OUT"

Think you have heard this title before? That is because it is the same title as "Mad" Magazines satire. Only difference is this one is black and white and it is from "Cracked" magazine. (Oh yeah! It is also better.)

The Star Wars Parody Staff

(MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU!)