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Recently, George Lucas announced that he was producing the Prequals to his all time box office champ. This is great news except it has been twenty years since the Last Star Wars movie was made. What are the actors connected with this series suppose to do until the new movies are released? If you noticed C-3PO has already lost his gold plated suit, waiting the twenty years just to be in the first Prequal. Well, tell the former stars to try not to hock their armor, for we have figured out what these former stars could do in the real world for money. So here is what we feel these stars need...

"Odd Jobs For Star Wars Stars"

"Darth Vader / The Butcher"

"Darth Vader / The Barber"

"Darth Vader / The Tailor"

"R2D2 / The Garbage Disposal"

"R2D2 / The Jukebox"

"R2D2 / The Parking Meter"

"We need help, but considering we do not make anything unless someone subscribes to a link we have on a page, we are not that desperate to have one of these guys work here afterall."

The Star Wars Parody Staff

(MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU!)