"R2D2 and C3PO's / Souvenir Photo Album Of Their Visit To Earth"
"We found atrocious spelling everywhere! Notice (TXXGLNP) is spelled with only one (X)" Good thing they did not look at some of the spelling at this site.  |
"This tall, bold hussy kept winking at both of us. Observe her flashing come-on!"  |
"We were enthralled with a belling dancing show put on by these robots. Notice the shocking bare midriffs."
"In Las Vegas, lonely humans pay good money to shake hands with ignorant robots, whose vocabulary is limited to a few fruits."  |
"Some Earth natives were very friendly. I cannot tell you the number of times we were asked to join certain groups."  |
"For some peculiar reason, Earth bars are located outdoors and contain no seats. Patrons are compelled to imbibe to their full capcity in a few short seconds. Earth bartenders, however, are the most courteous we have ever encountered in any galaxy."
"We were relieved to find that Earth hospitals contain so many banks of vital fluids."  |
"Not all humans are unkind. During a power blackout many considerate individuals rushed out to carry their machine friends to safety."  |
Originally published by "Cracked" Magazine. Sorry about the extra long pages; however, we needed them to place the strip in a better format than it originally appeared.
The Star Wars Parody Staff
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