The au courant Wookie or Ewok in search of a hip, new image need look no further than this trendy salon in the heart of the Empire's fashion district. From Milan to Alderaan, Chewie's head stylist Tonytron (known to his friends as the Jedi Master of Haircuts)travels the galaxy to hire haircutters who know the latestin body hair braiding and mane styling. French Poodle cuts, Friends hair styles, or Tonytron's special, the Grand Moff Tarkin - they are all available at Chewbacca's Intergalactic Fur Hut! Combination lightsaber / hair clippers not included.
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Sure, in The Empire Strikes Back, Yoda lived in a dingy swamp, but when he is not training Jedi's to kick some major Empire ass, Yoda likes to chill somewhere a little more chic than a slimy, bug infested mudhole. And that somewhere is his Swingin' Pad, the kind of laid back bachelor apartment where a 3 foot, 900 year old muppaet can entertain the ladies in style. With Yoda's Swingin' Pad, kids will learnhow to woo the babes - and they will love playing with Yoda's margarita mixer, mirrored bed, and an actual working condom machine! As the Jedi Master said himself, "A way special I have with the ladies!" |
After sitting around all day eating the greasy Tattooine food, where in the palace does Jabba go to to ease his 30' colon? The "Throne Room," of course! Technicians from Industrial Light and Magic spent monthes digitizing the seven realistic bathroom noises this playset makes, such as the sound of Jabba after he has had too much bran. Set includes intergalactic toilet with real Hyperspace Flusher! Stormtrooper Washroom Attendent and Janitor figures with gas masks sold seperately.
This comic strip was originally published by "Mad" Magazine. So don't blame us for this disgusting strip, we just included it for the entire feel of the page.
The Star Wars Parody Staff
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