DOCTOR WHO: THE LEGACY (Season Four)

Doctor Who And The Soap of Fatal Death

By Simon Hart (Storyline by Si Hunt)

 

Episode One

There was an unnatural silence and stillness in the late afternoon air. It was the kind of silence that was tangible. The only sound was the gentle lapping of the water in the lake, but even that seemed muted. It could be felt all along the street. Houses stood unlit, with no signs of life inside. Even the streetlights that stood dark and tall offered no reassuring sodium light. Through the duskiness the name of the local hotel sitting quietly next to the lake could just about be discerned. The Croxley Arms read the sign, but even its welcoming red doors were shut and no sounds of merriment could be heard within. The whole place seemed bereft of human life, just an empty village, real and yet somehow unreal.

It was here that a loud cacophonous noise could be heard, as if the molecules of the air were being ripped apart. The sky roared with a wheezing and groaning sound as a blue box with a flashing light on top began to solidify. At first it was translucent, but gradually it took the somewhat incongruous form of a 1960s London Police Box. The light on its roof stopped flashing and its door opened.

From within appeared a long black walking cane topped with silver, followed by a long arm, testing the air. A voice murmured in a slightly muffled manner from inside: ’Good, not raining, always a bonus when returning to England.’

The rest of the body that belonged to the arm emerged from inside. The man was dressed in a long, black, rather stylish frock coat with a pair of immaculately pressed black trousers. His face was impenetrable and slightly lined. His eyes were alert but melancholy, darting around full of curiosity. A smile lit up his face. ‘Super! Mill Lane, West Hampstead, London, December 30th 1991. I do believe we are right where we should be!’

‘For a change, eh, Doctor?’ replied a female voice from the interior of the box.

‘Do hurry up, Ruby,’ the Doctor shouted back. ‘You will be late for your party otherwise.’

‘Coming, Doctor. I wouldn’t want to let Bobby down now would I? I’ll just pop into the house, say hello to Mother, and collect my Christmas pressie for him and I’ll be right out in a jiffy!’ She emerged from the box, dressed in a long black coat under which was a colourful, long dress. The ensemble was topped off with a beret that sat on her head at a jaunty angle.

As she looked around her, the grin on her face slowly melted away. ‘Doctor!’

‘Hmmm?’ he replied distractedly. He was engrossed in his surroundings.

‘This isn’t West Hampstead, you silly man. I bet this isn’t even London,’ Ruby said ‘Honestly, you bring me back home for a reason and you can’t even get that right.’

Ruby had been hoping to go home. After recent events on Outpost Gallifrey, the Doctor had promised to return her home to celebrate the end of 1991 with her old friends. Plus she was really looking forward to seeing her mother, and her sister who was looking after the elderly woman. Now it seemed the Doctor could not even do that for her.

‘Well there is sure to be a perfectly reasonable explanation, Ruby.’

‘Isn’t there always?’ she muttered angrily.

The Doctor shot her look and she frowned back at him. ‘Well, shall we have a look round before we leave?’

‘As long as you do actually manage to get me to Bobby’s party, Doctor. I’d hate to let him down, I mean I promised to do the sandwiches!’

‘My dear Ruby, the TARDIS can… I mean should be able to get you there in plenty of time, but for now I am more interested in why all these houses are sitting here locked and dark. Considering the time of year there should be plenty of life around.’

‘There are no streetlights on either. I’m not sure I like this, Doctor, I mean we could have landed in the middle of a nuclear crisis or something.’

‘Always thinking the worst, Ruby! No - the TARDIS’s radiation meter would have picked up a high radiation reading. I am quite convinced that this is something much odder.’

‘Well let’s try that hotel first shall we?’ She pointed across to the hotel a little way away from them. ‘I mean that’s usually a good place to begin and I think I need a G&T.’

The Doctor nodded. The moment she had turned away from him he smiled to himself. His ploy was working. Ruby was in for a big surprise any moment now.

 

 

They set off towards the hotel. Ruby pulled her coat closer to her body as they walked. It was cold and their breath hung in the air like phantoms. The only light was from the pen torch the Doctor had pulled out of his pocket. They looked around the eerily deserted street in silence, the Doctor shining his torch up at the houses, which still showed no signs of inhabitation.

‘You know,’ Ruby’s voice punctured the quiet, ‘this all seems very familiar somehow.’

‘Déjà vu?’ he asked.

‘No, nothing like that, just it looks like somewhere I know. I can’t quite place it though.’

‘It is not an uncommon feeling in a frequent traveller, Ruby. I remember once I was visiting the planet Mymazor and…’

‘Doctor!’ Ruby gasped. ‘Look! The lights!’ She pointed up at the streetlights that had suddenly lit. They were bathed in comforting orange light and even more strangely there were people starting to mill out from the shadowy streets around them.

‘Well this is unexpected!’ he exclaimed. ‘We should keep heading for the hotel and see if anyone knows what is going on here.’

They were soon outside the hotel and Ruby was smiling to herself gleefully as she looked up at the swinging sign above them.

‘Oh, Doctor! This is the best surprise ever!’

‘What?’ he asked looking puzzled.

‘Oh you know you old sly boots.’ She went over and gave him a big bear hug. ‘My Christmas pressie, a trip to the set of my fave soap, Clear Waters. Doctor! It’s wonderful!’

The Doctor smiled gracefully at her. ‘Well of course! You could not have been fooled by my silly sense of foreboding on landing here could you? Oh the very idea!’ He rolled his eyes away from her and smiled. It had worked. He had not seen Ruby looking so ecstatic for ages and this could only do her some good.

Ruby was beaming and tugging the Doctor towards the now busy Croxley Arms. ‘Come on!’ she cried, excitement dripping from her voice, ‘let's go and get a drink. I’ve always dreamed about getting a G&T in here, you know, with Gloria serving behind the bar.’ She could not bring herself to mention that she had only had one such dream recently. Not something she wished to reveal at her age! ‘There was this time when she was left here over Christmas with no staff and she single-handedly ran the place by herself. It’s really an old hotel they bought and turned into a set too, just for extra authenticity. Wow! I can’t believe it.’ She was shaking her head in disbelief as she pushed the red doors open. ‘The Croxley Arms! Wow!’

 

 

The actors and extras looked around in disbelief as the Doctor and Ruby walked in. Ruby was still burbling excitedly to the Doctor, not realising that she’d walked into a scene being recorded. There was a furious argument going on inside.

‘You cow, Lucky,’ shouted a tall and rather good-looking black man. He was well built, solid looking and dressed in a smart Armani suit. His big blue eyes sparkled under the overhead lights and his shaved head glistened with little beads of sweat as he felt her intense stare upon him. ‘You promised me that if you gained control of the hotel complex, you’d share it with your best mate.’

‘This is all going to be mine, I don’t intend to share it with anyone else sweetie,’ the glamorous looking woman said.

‘Not even with your brother?’ he asked.

‘Oh, Ethan, Steven’s not my brother at all as well you know. If Auntie Rosie suspected that we’re not related, who knows what she might do.’ She looked him in the eye and placed a hand on his shoulder, spreading her fingers gently towards his neck. She caught sight of the two strangers who had just entered the bar. ‘Just be careful what you say Vin … Oh shit!’

The two actors recoiled from each other and looked embarrassed. ‘Oh god, I’m sorry everyone. These two put me off,‘ the woman said pointing at the Doctor and Ruby. ‘Can we go again?’ she simpered, looking into the cameras around her.

‘We’re going to have to, Virginia, aren’t we? Honestly, Crossland…’

Mr Crossland to you, Vinza,’ Virginia corrected. The Executive Producer, Jonathan Crossland, was notorious for demanding the due respect from his actors. Virginia was always ready to make herself look good in his eyes.

Mr Crossland,’ he said with particular stress on the mister, ‘warned us that there could be surprises today. I mean it is almost the big New Year’s episode after all.’

‘Yeah and don’t we all know it. The script changes are coming all the time. If I wasn’t so good at learning my lines quickly, we’d all be in trouble, darling.’

‘Yeah, and we will be if you don’t get my name right. How long you been here now? I’m Ethan on screen babes and Mr DeJarnette to you off screen! Vinza doesn’t come into it at all!’

‘Oh, Vin, ‘ she watched him grimace at the abbreviated name, ‘at least you won’t have to worry after tomorrow, when your grand exit makes it to film. The rest of us will go on and on without you.’

Vinza’s face crumpled into a frown. ‘Yeah thanks for the reminder, Virginia. Fifteen years I’ve been on this gig and all of a sudden I’m dispensed with.’

‘Ooh! Can you feel the bitterness?’

‘Well,’ he replied in an anger-tinged voice, ‘do you blame me? How am I supposed to feel? Things are odd round ‘ere at the mo. What with Ant’s telling off for the Nirvana add lib the other week, the big cast changes, not to mention the stress of tonight’s Annual TV Gold Awards, I’m sorta glad to be going.’

A disembodied voice floated across the studio floor. ‘Right we’ll go again. Let’s make magic people!’

Ruby had been watching this with interest. ‘I can’t understand why they’d want to sack Ethan, I mean Vinza, Doctor. He’s been in Clear Waters for fifteen years and he’s really popular. He was my favourite character and I’m stunned. Honestly…’

The Doctor raised a finger to his lips. ‘I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation to this. Television shows often change their casts, get new blood in. You are a fan, you know that.’

‘Yes, but Vinza wouldn’t ever leave,’ she continued, sure that something was not quite right.

‘I am certain it is nothing. Anyway now we are here, we should have a look around. I am sure there are many things you would like to see, ‘ he suggested. ’How about we split up for a while? Have a look around and see what we can find out?’

‘Do you need to ask?’ she burbled. ‘I’ve been waiting years to sneak behind the scenes on Clear Waters!’

‘An hour, Ruby. I will meet you back at the TARDIS and we shall see what we manage to turn up.’

She nodded her assent and sneaked away towards the back door she had spied out of the set.

 

 

Ruby walked down the corridor, remembering the Doctor’s best advice. ‘Always look like you own the place’. Well, she could do that! For as long as she could remember she had been watching Clear Waters and it was a favourite of hers among all the soaps. Now she was on set, she could poke behind the scenes, and see the bits even Clear Waters Revealed missed out.

The corridor she was strolling down was decorated with photos of previous cast members. She smiled as she stopped to look at her old favourites, the wonderful Lionel Langton who had played Uncle Pip in the early days; Danielle Armstrong who had been sacked for her drugs binges; the McAllister family who had been killed in the hotel bomb blast in 1981. Not to mention some of the more outlandish plots, the day the hotel staff had been held to ransom by international terrorists, the appearance of Cliff Richard and hosting the 1975 Sing-a-Song for the World competition. They were all commemorated here.

There was a door at the end of the corridor with a huge gold star on it. Ruby instantly knew whose dressing room this was. There was only one woman on the soap who would and could demand something like that – the one and only June River. The wall of photos around the door confirmed it all for her. There she was - the star of Clear Waters in all her glory. The headlines from the Daily Star when Aunty Rosie had been sent to jail for smashing her Morris Minor into the local Budgens, photos with cast members, at Uncle Pip’s funeral, and of course the soap’s most controversial moment when the headlines screamed “Uncle Pip Axed in BBC Plot!”.

Well, Ruby reasoned, if there was anything going on, June River was bound to know about it. I have waited years to have a peek in her dressing room, she thought, and this was the perfect opportunity. She looked all around her to make sure there was no one watching her and stealthily tried the door. To her amazement it was unlocked and she tiptoed in, just in case the star was inside.

The room was dark, and June was not there. Ruby was just about to start rifling through the drawers of the desk in the far corner when the lights flickered on and a gravelly voice croaked; ‘Who the devil are you?’

 

 

The Doctor was sitting by the lake, quietly watching the ripples race across its surface. It was cold out, but he liked to have the time for a little contemplation. He was not entirely convinced that anything was wrong, but it was worth an hour’s peace here to keep Ruby happy. All around he could see interested fans looking at the sets. His gaze fell upon the hotel entrance as Virginia Harris strode from its doors. The Doctor presumed her scene was finished and decided now might be a good time to talk to her. He slicked his immaculate hair back a bit, pulled out a battered notebook from his pocket and strolled over to her.

‘Miss Harris,’ he called. ‘Can I have a quick word with you?’

She looked disdainfully at him. ‘Another fan? Oh why not,’ she sighed. ‘Do you want an autograph?’ This was the third fan to accost her today. Honestly, she thought, the recent open set policy had become a bit of a menace to stars like her. There was not a moment’s peace to be had between scenes now.

‘Ah no, thanks.’ He pocketed the notebook. ’I was more interested in all the shenanigans I witnessed while you were filming.’

‘Oh that. Tonight’s the TV Gold Annual Soap Awards and, well, we’re all competing for awards. It’s made things a bit fraught on set this last week or so.’

It sounded to the Doctor as if she had something else on her mind. Her body language was shifty and uncomfortable and she seemed a bit distant.

‘Is that all?’ he asked calmly, a serene smile on his face.

‘Kind of. There’s been a lot of upheaval here recently. Ever since we were taken over by Cyranaos Productions things have been really odd round here. Half the cast have been sacked, those of us that are left have been waiting on tenterhooks trying not to put a foot wrong just in case and, well… we haven’t seen Jonathan Crossland or any other members of the production executive for ages now.’ She was looking around her nervously all the time, and her voice was merely a whisper, as if she was expecting it to be heard.

‘Anything else?’ The Doctor’s face was inscrutable but the gentleness in his deep blue eyes was putting Virginia at ease.

‘Well, there’s the new production technique. We got these new cameras, you see. They don’t need operators. All the cameramen were fired and the director directs from up in the gallery. I don’t know. It just doesn’t feel right.’

The Doctor fixed his eyes on her. Cyranaos Productions? Hmmm, the name seems familiar. Maybe I should see this Mr Crossland.’ And he strode off towards the studio complex. ‘Goodbye, my dear,’ he called to Virginia, ‘I shall be back later I suspect.’

‘Hey!’ Virginia cried after him. ‘You’re not from the press are you? You can’t quote me on any of that! Oi! You didn’t even tell me your name!’ It was too late! All she got was a cheery wave from the retreating frock-coated figure.

 

 

‘I’m waiting for an explanation dear,’ June River brandished her cigarette holder menacingly like a gun at Ruby, with her other arm planted firmly on her hip. ‘No one is welcome in here. What are you doing in my dressing room?’

Ruby’s mind was racing. She was going to have to brazen this out somehow. She looked down and remembered she was dressed for Bobby’s party and she hit on an idea. ‘Ah, Miss River, I’m glad I found you at last. I’m a… ermm… casting agent from err… Gallifreya Enterprises’ she lied, picking the first name that came into her head. ‘We’re a production company looking to offer you a role in our forthcoming film, The Glory Days. We want you for the lead, Miss River.’

‘Oh,’ June replied, lowering her cigarette holder. ‘That puts a totally different complexion on things. Sit down, my darling! Would you like some champers? There’s a bottle in the fridge.’ She motioned for Ruby to sit down on the chaise lounge.

‘Thanks,’ Ruby beamed at her. ‘It’s wonderful to find an actress of the old school. I mean what have these youngsters got? Not an ounce of your talent, Miss River! We want a more mature…’

June shot her a filthy look.

‘I mean,’ Ruby continued quickly, ‘an actress with as many years of experience on the big screen as you! Our company thinks you’ve been wasted for too many years in this soap, when you should be playing bigger and better roles, more suited to an actress of your calibre!’ Ruby smiled her most charming smile, hoping desperately that this ruse had worked. She sat down carefully, trying to look as if she was a casting agent.

June was busy rooting through the fridge under her dressing table. She came up clutching a bottle of Bollinger, which she opened with a loud pop. She looked at Ruby as she poured it into two of her crystal cut champagne flutes. ‘Well, my lovely, I shall of course have to read the script and think long and hard about leaving this dear little soap, but to work on the big screen once again. Oh I‘ve dreamed of this moment! My talent is wasted on TV, darling. Wasted!’

Ruby could only agree and took a big swig of her champagne.

‘I mean, the years on this show have been kind. I’m a big star and loved by millions, but you know one grows so weary of the tedious little storylines one given and just recently, well, I’m not sure I should tell you this…’ She looked drawn and tired all of a sudden.

‘Please go on, you can trust me.’

‘Yes I’m sure I can. Its not like I’d invite just anyone in for champers after all. It’s just that at the moment everything seems in such turmoil. The new brooms upstairs have swept away far too many of the old traditions. There’s too much sex and too many unbelievable storylines. Our Clear Waters fans don’t like too much change.’

Ruby was busy nodding at it all. ‘It’s like there’s contempt for the fans who have supported the soap down the years.’

‘Oh yes!’ agreed June. ‘Recent storylines have been wretched! It’s become like a pantomime. There’s no allowance for the characters we’ve built up down the years. Its all ratings, ratings, bloody ratings.’ She downed the remaining champagne with a flourish. She quickly refilled her glass and lit another cigarette. ‘After all these years, one just expects better treatment, doesn’t one, dear?’ The conversation was interrupted by a knock at the door. ‘Come in,’ June called in her biggest, most starry voice.

A young man popped his head around the door. ‘Your latest script, Miss River.’ He threw the script in her direction. ‘Don’t forget we’ll be collecting you for tonight’s awards at 7.45.’ And he darted away as quick as a flash.

June hurriedly glanced through the script, and as she did so her face dropped. ‘Oh this is intolerable! Who thinks up this drivel?’ she cried as she flung the script in Ruby’s direction.

Ruby ducked as the script flew above her head and crashed into the wall. She decided to keep quiet as June continued to rant at her.

‘Gambling away the complex to Ethan bloody Fox? Over my dead body! Losing all my money! As if Aunty Rosie would do that! Rubbish! Unmitigated rubbish I tell you!’ She took a very deep drag of her cigarette and blew it back out theatrically.

‘I can’t believe they’d do that to Aunty Rosie!’ Ruby was as outraged as the star. ‘Honestly, after the indignities you’ve suffered through the years, what with the time in prison, your alcoholism, losing Uncle Pip…’ Ruby stopped, realising all of a sudden that she was sounding too much like a devotee of the show.

‘Casting Agent you said, hmmm?’ June looked her up and down. ‘Where’s your briefcase? Your ID?’ Her voice had taken on the menacing tone again that Ruby had feared when June had first arrived.

Ruby looked sheepishly at June. ‘Well I can’t lie, at least I can’t very well. I’m just a big fan of yours, Miss River. I had to do something to see you and this was the best thing I could think of. I’m just as worried about the falling standards as you and I want to help make things better.’

‘So you came here offering me mythical film roles, getting my hopes up of leaving only to leave them dashed against the rocks.’ She puffed on her cigarette. ‘Well, what are we going to do about it?’

Ruby looked worriedly down at her feet, deciding this was not the best time to look the actress right in the eye.

‘I could have you arrested my dear, but I don’t think we need to involve the police do we?’

‘Don’t we?’ Ruby was looking very worried.

‘Oh no, I think we can do without them. You owe me a favour now, dearie, and I think I know exactly what you can do for me. You know what’s happening tonight, don’t you?’

‘Oh yes the TV Gold Awards,’ Ruby murmured, remembering the fight between Ethan and Lucky earlier in the bar.

‘Yes indeed, the TV Gold Awards.' June’s voice was steely. It reminded Ruby of the time Aunty Rosie had stood up to some muggers. ‘I need to win best actress and you’re going to make sure that I do. The results will not be good for you if you don’t!’

Ruby squirmed. ‘Okay,’ she agreed. ‘It’s a deal. I’ll just find my associate and we’ll do our best.’

‘Oh you’ll do more than you best, dear. Better run along now, hadn’t you?’

Ruby stood up and made for the door. ‘Thank you, Miss Rivers,’ she stammered and walked away.

‘I’ll be looking out for you tonight, darling!’ June called sarcastically through the open door.

Ruby wiped the sweat off her forehead. That had not quite gone to plan, but at least she was now certain that there was something very odd going on here.

 

 

The Doctor, rather frustratingly, had not yet managed to find the gallery. Every time he had found himself close to somewhere interesting a security guard had turned up out of the blue to move him along.

It is almost as if they know where to look, he thought to himself.

He was about to give up and return to meet Ruby at the TARDIS when he spied a small woman in a paisley headscarf covering some scraggily grey hair. A cigarette hung loosely from her mouth and her face was covered with deep smile lines. She was sweeping the ground idly in front of her with a broom that looked almost as ancient as she was. The Doctor decided to go over and have a word. In his experience the ancillary staff always had more idea of what was going on in a place than anyone else did and were usually the first to know anything.

‘They really ought to see their way to buying you a new broom. That one has obviously seen better days.’ The Doctor laughed.

The old woman almost jumped out of her skin. She turned round and looked the Doctor up and down quickly. ‘Oh, sorry me duck,’ she said not even taking the cigarette out of her mouth, ‘I didn’t see you there. People come ‘n’ go so offen ‘round ‘ere that I almost never notices them and they almost never speak to me anyway, either.’

‘Oh, it is so often the way. No one ever thanks the people who actually keep the universe ticking over. Sometimes I think that the cleaners are the ones who keep everything running the way it should, oiling its operations with gossip and keeping the place clean for its owners.’

She looked at him as if he was mad. ‘You barmy or wot? Nah!’ she decided, ‘you must be a new member of the cast. Seen it all before ‘as old Myrtle, the fancy get up, bamboozling us old folk with your big words. Well it won’t wash with me sonny Jim.’

‘Oh no, no, no I am not an actor, just a visitor interested in everything that goes on. You have obviously worked here a long time, Myrtle.’

She took a long puff of her cigarette, and stubbed out the dog end on the floor. ‘Yeah I ‘av as it ‘appens.’ She swept the smouldering remains of her cigarette into the pile of rubbish close to the bins. ‘Twenty-seven years or so.’ She looked at him. He seemed like an actor to her in his smart clothes. Maybe he was a new cast member she thought, but whatever he was he seemed like a nice chap.

‘It must be fun working for a television company.’

‘Don’t know about fun love, but they always keeps me busy with the dustin’ and sweepin’.’

‘Has anything exciting been going on here recently?’ the Doctor asked.

‘No more than usual, me duck. Except all the sackings the other month.Arf the cast in one go. Gone, just like that.’

She continued noticing the interested look on his face. ‘Yeah arf the cast gone, not that Old Myrtle minds of course, wicked lot they are. Always dropping rubbish, making a mess that I’ve gotta clear up. Still didn’t ‘arf put the cat amongst the pigeons wiv the rest of ‘em. Vinza, lovely boy he is too, found out only the other day he was bein’ sacked. Bit of a shock that. Always liked ‘im you know. Tidy boy ‘e is!’

‘Really?’ The Doctor recognised the name of the actor who had been in the hotel scene earlier. ‘I think I had better have a word with him.’

‘Well ‘e’ll be on set now. Just filming today’s last scene before the big awards ceremony tonight. Be lots of mess after that, no doubt. ‘Onestly they work me to the bone.’

‘Could you possibly show me where he might be? I would appreciate it if you could.’ He smiled disarmingly at her.

‘Yeah, why not? It’s about time I went for a cuppa anyway.’ With that she took his arm and led him off into the studio complex.

 

 

A constant bleep, bleep, bleep could be heard from the monitors around the inert body of a woman. She was lying in a bed with various tubes protruding from the mouth and nose. Both of her arms were connected to drips that silently kept the pale looking woman alive. Her chest moved up and down with the ventilator that rhythmically pumped air into her lungs.

Around her sat three sad looking figures. The first was a middle-aged man, almost stereotypically suburban with his dark pin stripe suit and tie that was loosened around his neck. Next was a woman in tweeds and pearls. Tears slipped down her face, drawing lines of mascara on her cheeks. Her bobbed hair was immaculate, however, and she sat primly next to her husband. The final person was the more ramshackle figure of a younger boy. His messily spiked brown hair framed an angelic face that looked a little older than his fifteen years. He had bright blue eyes that glinted mischievously in the light of the hospital room and he wore a white T-shirt that was loudly patterned with Day-Glo colours above a battered pair of jeans with a hole in the left knee.

He spoke with a hushed voice. ‘How long do you think Sally is going to be in intensive care, Mr Bristow?’

‘Oh, Adam, it’s so difficult to say. The doctors are doing their best, son, but that hockey ball did a great deal of damage,’ replied the middle aged man.

At the mention of the accident the woman choked up with big sobs. Mr Bristow patted his wife gently on the shoulder. ‘There, there, Beryl, we’ve got to be strong for Sally’s sake.’

‘I know, Mrs Bristow replied sniffing back her sobs. ‘It’s just…it’s just… how could this happen to our daughter two days before Christmas, Brian? Life is so…’ she sobbed loudly again, ‘unfair!’

‘Don’t worry, Mrs. Bristow, I just know that Sally will be up and around again in time for the hockey tournament in the New Year and we’ll all be there to cheer her on.’ Adam’s voice was wobbling as he desperately tried not to start crying too.

The bleeping was suddenly replaced by a loud constant wail. The heartbeat monitors had changed from peaks and troughs to a flatline, and Mrs Bristow’s sobs grew louder and more intense. The room was suddenly full of white-coated doctors who were bundling the threesome out. Adam looked panic-stricken, Mrs Bristow was a sobbing heap in her husband’s arms and Brian Bristow just looked towards his daughter and screamed, ‘Sally!’ anguish all over his face.

‘Cut!’ came a loud disembodied voice. ‘Good work everyone.’

Everyone in the hospital room visibly relaxed. From outside the confines of the set two attendants calmly began to extricate “Sally” from the hospital bed. Mr and Mrs Bristow had scuttled off set, leaving Ant, the actor who played Adam to receive the backslapping and congratulations from the few technical staff and cast members who had congregated at the edge of the set. As soon as she was free “Sally” had disappeared too, despite Ant’s shouts for her to stay a moment.

The Doctor had been watching this scene with interest. The soap was obviously designed to tug at the audience's emotions in the most obvious ways. It was all desperately clichéd and yet somehow totally compelling at the same time. He saw the child from the scene sitting across from him and decided that he would have a quick word with him.

A breathless Ruby, who had just entered the studio, interrupted him. Yoohoo! Doctor,’ she called and everyone turned to look at him. She bounded over to him.

A concerned looking Doctor listened as Ruby told him what she’d found out from June. ‘It seems you were right, Ruby. The set up here is decidedly odd to say the least.’

Ant had been watching the strange duo for a little while straining to hear their conversation. At the mention of strange goings on, he decided that he had to say something. ‘You’ve got to be careful saying things like that round here,’ he whispered to them looking around all the time. ‘Everything is monitored by the Exec. ‘

‘The Exec? They’re in charge right?’ asked Ruby.

‘Yeah, only we never get to see them anymore, we just get directives and the new scripts. It’s well bizarre.'

‘Yes, ‘ agreed the Doctor. ‘Everything I have heard today has sounded rather weird.’

‘Which,’ said a rich sonorous voice, ‘is ironic considering you’ve been the weirdest person round the place today.’

‘Oh, hi, Vinza,’ said Ant to the actor who had just arrived.

He nodded at Ant. ‘Who are your odd friends, Ant?’

‘I am the Doctor. This is Ruby and we are just interested visitors.’

Ruby was looking up at Vinza with wide eyes. Vinza DeJarnatte had always been her favourite actor in Clear Waters and here she was standing next to him. She squeezed the Doctor’s arm excitedly and he waved her away.

‘We saw you earlier,’ she said excitedly.

‘Yeah I couldn’t miss you in the hotel,’ smiled Vinza. ‘We’ve been told to expect the unexpected recently. I thought you in that coat was one of the director’s pranks!’

The Doctor looked outraged. ‘It is so often the way that anything as timeless and stylish as my coat is instantly dismissed as weird.‘ He sighed.

‘Yeah well we’re getting used to the surprises, Doctor. It’s not a good show to be on right now is Clear Waters. I’m glad I’m going.’ There was bitterness in his voice.

‘Well at least you’ll go out on a high, mate. You’re odds on for the best actor award tonight.’

‘Jealous, Ant?’

‘Yeah a bit, my folks won’t let me out. ‘

‘Tough break, kid.’

Aww!’ muttered Ruby. She remembered her conversation with June and realised that Vinza was in direct competition with her. Her agreement hung heavily on her now, as she had no idea she would have to sabotage an award for her all time favourite soap star.

‘Clear the set,’ came a stern voice. ‘Ready to go on scene forty-six. June River and Darryl French to the Leisure Centre set please.’

‘Come on, you two, I’ll show you round, since Ant here has to get home to bed. I’ve got a couple of hours free before the awards tonight.‘

Ant playfully punched him on the arm. ‘Hope you lose tonight, Vin, ‘ he grinned and he strode off towards his dressing room.

‘Shall we, Ruby?’

‘Doctor, I’d better go and see Miss River again and sort out our… err arrangement. I’ll catch you later. Bye, Vinza, ‘ she said coyly.

‘I do apologise for Ruby. She is a little star struck today.’

It’s okay, Doctor, I get it all the time.’ He led the Doctor across the studio while Ruby waited for end of the scene playing on the leisure centre set across from her.

It looked like another Clear Waters’ classic moment to her. Aunty Rosie and Rufus Sugar were arguing away like they always did when they talked business when suddenly he stopped and kissed her! Ruby had to stop herself crying out in shock at the cliffhanger moment. June River had just finished admonishing anyone who was in the vicinity about the shockingly low quality of the present script when she caught sight of Ruby watching the scene. She marched over to her, pausing only to replace the cigarette in the ever-present holder.

‘Come with me, Ruby dear. I’ve arranged a lift in my limo for you tonight. We do want to make sure you keep your appointment after all, don’t we?’ She laughed lightly and grabbed Ruby’s arm, dragging her away in the direction of the Green Room.

 

 

The Doctor and Vinza had reached the maze of dressing rooms behind the studios. The Doctor was astonished that the narrow corridors were empty. He asked Vinza where all the people were.

‘There are no cameramen any more now we’ve got the new cameras, just a minimal wardrobe and make up staff and us few actors left on the show.’

‘And you do not find that odd?’

‘Sure I do, Doc…’ he saw the Doctor frown at the contraction and quickly added, ’… tor, but it’s too late for me. I leave tomorrow. There’s no time to find out anymore.’

A third man barged his way between them, a blank expression on his face. ‘Hey, Darryl!’ shouted Vinza. ‘Wait up a minute, mate.’ Darryl just ignored the greeting and stumbled on towards his dressing room.

‘Who was that?’ asked the Doctor.

‘Darryl French. He’s always been a good mate of mine, but he’s been a bit… well not quite with it the last couple of weeks. ‘

‘He looked as if he was some sort of trance to me. Where is his dressing room?’

‘This way.’ Vinza pointed and he led him a bit further down the corridor.

The door of Darryl’s dressing room was slightly ajar and the Doctor held Vinza back from entering. He nudged the door open a little more and they could see Darryl reading his script, the vacant look still on his face.

As Darryl looked up, Vinza gasped. ‘What the hell,‘ he whispered in horror.

Darryl French's eyes were shimmering, glowing with a bright golden light.

 

Episode Two

The Green Room was abuzz with actors and the few remaining backroom staff. They sat around with copies of their scripts gossiping idly, drinking coffee and smoking. There was a momentary pause, as always, when June entered. Ruby followed her, to nobody’s interest. Fixing two extras with a filthy look, June secured her customary sofa. The five-pound-an-hour extras scuttled off to stand by the window and June sat Ruby down next to her. She smiled as someone brought her a large cup of frothy coffee and then pinned Ruby to her seat with a penetrating glare.

‘Now then, dearie, it’s quite simple. All you have to do is chat up Jerry Diamond and at the right moment switch his golden envelope for this one.’ She handed her the fake envelope. ‘I’ve arranged a VIP pass for you as my personal guest, and you’ll have access to Diamond’s dressing room courtesy of his dresser who owed me a favour, too. So the scene is all set.’

‘Simple,’ muttered Ruby, cursing June inwardly. June had always been a big favourite of Ruby’s until she’d realised what a bitch the soap star was in real life. Was no one like his or her onscreen persona?

‘Yes indeed. The whole thing has been carefully stitched up. Just like you, my dear!’ June’s simpering laugh sent icy chills through Ruby’s body. It was true; she had been in the wrong place at the wrong time - as ever.

June informed Ruby that a chauffeur would be arriving to pick her up in half an hour. ‘I, of course, will not be riding with the hired help,’ she said patronisingly, flashing an evil smile in Ruby’s direction.

At that moment a runner came in and handed June her new script. She cast her eye over it and slowly her scowls of disapproval turned to downright rage. Her face was puce as she turned to the nervous looking runner.

‘Something wrong Miss River?‘ he asked. Seeing her face he soon wished he had not said a word.

‘Something wrong?’ June echoed, her face like thunder. ‘Something wrong? There’s something bloody well wrong all right. This is the final straw! I am going to the Exec to demand an explanation for this claptrap they’ve issued in the name of a script. Uncle Pip returning. Pah! It’s time I set this to rights’

She threw the sheaf of scripts at the wall in anger. Enraged, she strode out of the Green Room.

‘Uncle Pip!’ exclaimed Ruby, ‘But he’s dead!’ It was much the same all around the room. Excited burbling could be heard in all the little huddles. Everyone knew that Lionel Langton and June River had had a stormy relationship on set and his return from the grave was sure to set off the old rivalries once more.

Ruby was just leaving the Green Room when an untidy looking boy accosted her. He was tall with dark neatly combed hair and big glasses. He was dressed in the sort of mismatched clothes a mother who had no idea about fashion might choose for her son to wear. He seemed a little gawky and awkward, Ruby thought. She was not sure she liked the look of him at all.

He began to speak slowly and precisely. ‘Hello. I saw you on the monitors earlier. Are you in the cast?’

‘Oh no, I’m just visiting. Part of June River’s entourage, you know.’ Ruby thought it would not do any harm to do a spot of name-dropping.

‘Oh yes, ‘ he said coldly, ‘I overheard your conversation with her. Please don’t help her rig the voting. Darryl French must win.’

Ruby looked flustered. ‘Vote rigging? Nonsense! I’m June’s companion for the evening!’ she lied.

The boy grinned, but the grin was clumsy almost as if his face was not used to smiling. ‘Yes, if you say so. Just make sure the voting is not tampered with.’ The voice was icy cold and contained more than a hint of menace. He fixed his gaze on her and then stalked off into the shadowy maze of corridors.

Ruby was perturbed. The boy had unnerved her greatly. There was no way that he could have heard the conversation between her and June. Even the people around them had not been able to hear June’s menacing whispers he could not possibly have heard anything from the doorway. So how did he know?

Spying Ant playing a fruit machine, she decided to have a word with him. ‘Hi, Ant isn’t it?’

‘Yeah. Oh hiya, Ruby!’ he beamed at her. She smiled back.

‘Did you see that strange guy hanging around the Green Room a while back?’

‘No. I didn’t see anyone.’

‘Oh,’ said Ruby disappointedly. ‘It’s just he seemed a little weird. He was watching me the whole time.’

‘He’s probably an autograph hunter. They’re lurking round every corner in this place. Now you know how it feels to be a star! I mean you were only on screen for a few seconds at most!’

‘Yeah it’s a bit silly really I s’pose. Ah well.’

He smiled at her, not really sure what she was going on about. Ant was not totally convinced that Ruby and her friend were all they seemed. They had ingratiated themselves into the confidence of some of the top members of the cast with ease. That was quite unusual. Perhaps they were working undercover or something. Nothing around the place surprised him much anymore, not recently anyway!

A burly looking man in a peaked cap was looking around close to them. Ruby asked who it was.

‘Oh that’s Alfie, Miss River’s personal chauffeur. He seems to be looking for her.’

‘Oh, she went up to the top floor to see the Exec I think.’

There was a call from Alfie. ‘Anyone ‘ere a Ruby Mundy?’

‘I just said goodbye to a Ruby Tuesday,’ shouted a comedian from inside the Green Room, which was followed by raucous guffaws.

Not heard that one before, thought Ruby before she stuck her hand in the air and said: ‘Yes, I’m Ruby.’

‘I’m from Miss River. I’ve come to take you to the Awards ceremony.’

‘Well that’s my lift sorted. See you around, Ant.She waved.

 

 

Vinza was not at all sure he had seen what he just seen. Darryl French, his old mate, had been acting strangely, but never in his life had Vinza expected his eyes to be glowing. I mean, he thought, it’s not the kind of thing you see everyday, not even on the set of Britain's top rated soap. The Doctor seemed to be taking it all in his stride however, which scared Vinza. His first instinct was to rush in there and make sure his friend was okay, but the Doctor had pulled him back, told him to be quiet and watch what happened.

They watched through the slightly open door as Darryl pulled a revolver from the top drawer of his dressing room table and pocketed it. They backed away down the corridor a little as he rose from his chair, stood up and made for the door. His eyes had stopped glowing now and he was back in the trance-like state he had been in when he had barged past them in the corridor.

‘Interesting,’ said the Doctor, still fascinated by what they had just witnessed.

‘Interesting?’ spluttered Vinza. ‘My mate in there has obviously been…’ He paused for a moment trying to think what could have happened to Darryl. He could not come up with an explanation but continued anyway. ‘Well something weird has happened to him and interesting is all you can say?’

‘Yes. I have no idea what was possessing him, but I think we need to find out.’

Vinza shook his head. ‘No can do, Doctor. I’ve got to get to the awards tonight. Will you do what you can for Darryl, please?’

‘Of course I will. I am certain your friend is possessed by some power inimical to human life and I am not the kind who sits back and allows that type of thing to go on.’

Vinza looked relieved. The look in the Doctor’s eyes was steely and determined, which reassured him a great deal. Somehow he felt that the Doctor had dealt with this kind of situation before and that he could be trusted to put it right.

‘Okay, Doctor. I’ll meet you later. Please do what you can to help Darryl.’

‘Yes, yes, ‘ the Doctor muttered beginning to make his way back to the dressing room. Vinza was heading off in the opposite direction as when the Doctor called back to him. ‘One thing, Vinza. Will you look out for Ruby tonight? I have a feeling anyone at the awards might be in danger.’

Vinza nodded his assent and strode off to his dressing room, deep in thought, still not quite believing what he had just seen.

 

 

The Doctor edged quietly into Darryl’s dressing room. There did not seem to be anything out of the ordinary in there. It was tidy, nothing was out of place. All his costumes were hung neatly on the rail at the back of the room and the Doctor’s cursory glance around the place had not revealed any bugs.

On the top of the dressing table the Doctor spied Darryl’s script. As Darryl had been pouring through this when his eyes had been glowing, the Doctor thought that maybe this could reveal something. He flicked through it and looked disturbed at what he found. Every single page was blank.

‘How odd,’ the Doctor whispered. He pulled a magnifying glass from one of his capacious pockets and began to examine it more closely.

As far as he could see there was nothing untoward about it. It was perfectly normal paper, and yet something was clearly using it as a channel to poor Darryl. He was lost in his examinations and so did not hear the almost silent entrance of a figure from the corridor outside.

‘Ere, you s’posed to be in ‘ere?’ It was Myrtle, the cleaning lady.

The Doctor whirled round in surprise, dropping the script to the floor. ‘Oh hello, Myrtle. Please do not mind me, I was just,’ he looked panicky for a moment trying to explain his slightly suspicious behaviour, ‘just settling in, now that I am to share a dressing room with Mr. French.’ He smiled beguilingly at her, hoping his little lie would be enough to throw her off the scent for a while.

She did not look up from her arthritic sweeping. ‘I knew you was one of them actor chappies. Spot you a mile off can ol’ Myrtle.’

‘Yes you saw through me straight away, my dear.’ He fixed her with a penetrating look. ‘Can you tell me what Mr. French is like? If I am to share with him, a little insider information would not go amiss, would it?’

‘Darryl? Oh ‘e’s bin acting a bit odd lately.’ She stopped sweeping to light one of her cigarettes, blowing the smoke idly towards the Doctor. ‘And ‘e’s bin behavin’ funny too!’

‘Really?’ he replied wafting the smoke out of his face.

‘Oh yeah. If you ask me, which you did, I don’t think ‘e’s all there right now. Bit disturbed in the old noggin. ‘E’s bin really rude to old Myrtle lately - and to the other members of the cast, too. Think ‘e might do somethin’ real silly. E ‘ad a strange not-quite-there look in ‘is eyes earlier.’

‘It does sound peculiar ,’ the Doctor agreed.

‘Yeah. I reckons ‘e might do summat at the awards ceremony tonight.’

The Doctor looked at her in horror for a moment, remembering the gun Darryl had pocketed earlier. ‘The awards,’ he whispered, ‘I had better get over there and make sure that he does not do anything stupid.’

‘Better ‘urry up then, cars are going in ten minutes. Of course, no one thought Ol’ Myrtle might want to go too. I means I only cleans the place up after ‘em all the bleedin’ time, never any thanks.’ She flicked ash on the floor, swept it away and sauntered out muttering to herself. She stopped at the lift as she had a curious impulse to enter.

The Doctor pocketed the script he had dropped and walked out closing the door behind him.

He paused outside, looking left and then right down the corridor. He settled on the left and headed off to try and find a ride to the awards ceremony.

 

 

June was still feeling enraged as she stood in the gloomy lift. She tutted impatiently as it gradually ascended up the block to the top floor. Nothing ever went fast in this place except the script changes. She was about to have yet another cigarette when she spied the No Smoking sign beneath the floor buttons. That just increased her rage.

How could they do this to her? Of all the indignities she had suffered recently, the thought of them bringing back her no good, cheating, ex-screen husband was just too much. It was well known that she had never got on with Lionel Langton and bringing him back was the straw that broke this particular camel’s back. It was obviously another ratings ploy and she was going to tell Jonathan Crossland exactly what she thought of that.

There was a ping, and the doors opened onto darkness. June strode out militantly, but that soon changed. She looked around and was worried by the lack of lights in any of the offices.. The minimal yellowish glow from the few overhead strip lights cast deep shadows everywhere she looked.

This can’t be right, she thought.

When she had been up here in the past it had been abuzz with life. Now there was nothing: not a sound to be heard

As she walked, unsettled by these thoughts, she did not notice Myrtle polishing a framed print on the wall. Her eyes followed June, a disinterested look on her face. She turned away and headed back to the lift.

 

 

The Doctor, meanwhile, had found his way back to the studios. Most of the cast and crew had already left and he joined the last stragglers hoping to cadge a lift with one of them. No one had given him a second look, as they were all dressed up in the hope they may have an award to collect on behalf of the show. Well, no one except a rather gawky boy whose eyes were fixed on the Doctor.

‘Can I help you?’ the Doctor asked him. His gaze was unwavering.

‘Oh no,’ the boy replied. ‘I was just wondering if you’re going along tonight.’

‘I was hoping to, yes.’

‘I hope Clear Waters wins. There isn’t a show to match it.’

‘Indeed.’

‘Yes, and Darryl French deserves an award too, doesn’t he?’

The Doctor looked up at the boy on mention of Darryl’s name. ‘Did you see him a little while ago? Did he leave for the awards?’

‘Yes, just a moment ago.’ He continued to stare at the Doctor.

‘ “And a rock feels no pain and an island never cries,”’ quoted the Doctor in a sad quiet voice looking at the boy. ‘Do you, I wonder? Thank you for the information.’

‘There isn’t any show to rival Clear Waters. It must win.’ He finally broke his stare and headed towards the fruit machine Ant had been playing earlier.

‘Yes, but at what cost I wonder?’ The boy had worried him. There was something odd about him that bothered the Doctor. Like so many things involved with this soap opera.

 

 

‘You always look lost every time I see you honey!’ Virginia had arrived for the awards in a slinky low cut dress, designed for maximum provocation. She teetered along on a pair of stilettos.

‘Yes. It is a constant problem for a traveller like myself.’

She checked him over and was secretly quite taken with him. He has a certain sense of style and for an older man he’s not too shabby, she thought to herself ‘Well it could be your lucky night. I need a date since that rotten scumbag of a footballer let me down at the last minute and a good-looking guy like you could be just what I need! You’ve got style. Come on, ‘ she said pulling the Doctor by the arm, not giving him time to protest. ‘The limo is waiting for us outside!’

The boy stood looking at the departing Doctor, the lights of the fruit machine flickering across his face. He caught the gaze of Myrtle who had just begun sweeping the floors at the studio exit. She looked at him contemptuously, and he merely smiled coldly back at her.

 

 

The Alexander Theatre in Central London proudly proclaimed itself as the host of The Fourteenth Annual TV Gold Soap Awards. Spotlights shone across the banners underneath the theatre billboards, while outside a red carpet was ready for the soap stars as their limousines deposited scantily clad female stars and male stars in sharp suits. Crowds of spectators lined the streets surrounding the theatre, desperate for a look at the nation’s biggest celebrities, undaunted by a cold and dark December night.

The Doctor and Virginia had braved the cold, and the next obstacle was to run the gauntlet of press paparazzi and TV reporters desperate for an exclusive word from the guests. The Doctor winced as camera flashes blinked in his face. He looked decidedly uncomfortable when a microphone was thrust in his face by a reporter who wanted to know if he was Virginia's new lover.

He gave a great sigh of relief when they finally made it into the foyer. It was a sea of people inside, all swapping pleasantries with each other. False laughter filling the air as the stars of the small screen schmoozed with each other trying not to give away that there were rivalries between opposing shows and avoid opening old wounds with the previous year’s award winners and losers.

In this crowd Ruby stood by herself, bored to tears with the inane conversation going on around her. She had arrived long before the crowds and been dropped at the back entrance like one of the staff and so had not experienced the glitzy side. It was a pity because she had always dreamed of being able to come here, as she sat at home with a glass of rum and a box of crackerbread watching it all on television. She was quickly coming to the conclusion that things were never as glamorous in real life as TV made them out to be.

She was shocked to see that a ripple of excitement through the crowd had been made by the arrival of the Doctor, of all people. She pushed her way through the crowds, almost spilling the champagne of several celebrities, including an irate actor from that show set on the farm the name of which escaped Ruby.

She managed to find her way to her errant travelling companion and wrestled him away from a crowd of reporters who had yet to give up the hope of an exclusive interview. He excused himself from Virginia who was now happily caught up in the long round of socialising and enjoying the attention bringing the Doctor as her date had brought her.

‘Ruby, am I glad to see you!’ The Doctor gave her a big smile and gently squeezed her nose. ‘I have a feeling there is going to be something big happening here tonight.’

‘What other than me being arrested for award rigging?’ The Doctor looked puzzled and Ruby quickly filled him in on her misadventures with June River. The Doctor in turn told her of his concerns about Darryl French.

‘What are we going to do, pet?’

‘A good question Ruby,’ the Doctor replied, rubbing his earlobe. ‘I need some more time to try and find Darryl. Maybe I will be able to talk some sense into him or at least delay him and hope that will be enough to save whoever his victim is to be. I suggest you go ahead with June’s plan for now.’

‘Do you think that’s wise, Doctor? I mean it takes enormous power to possess someone and what can we do against that?’

‘We can stop this. Well, once we know what this is, of course.’ He did not look at all hopeful which was not filling Ruby with a great deal of confidence.

‘It shouldn’t be too difficult to get backstage, I do after all have this lovely thing!’ She held up her VIP Access All Areas pass. ‘I’ll go and see if I can get into Jerry Diamond’s dressing room and swap the envelopes.’

‘Good girl, Ruby. I will try my best to get through to French.’

‘Good luck, Doctor. If anyone can, you can.’

‘Thank you. Be careful, my dear. There is at least one possessed man out there and we do not know if he is the only one.’

She tweaked his nose in return and headed backstage, slipping through a door marked Staff Only. The Doctor meanwhile set off towards the quiet of the auditorium, hoping for at least a few moments peace to try and work out what was going on. Too many clues and not nearly enough answers forthcoming.

Pushing through the crowd was even more difficult than before. It was more crowded than ever and as the stars drank more, they became louder and ever more offensive. It was with some relief that he saw a familiar face standing next to the auditorium doors, Vinza DeJarnatte.

‘Hey, Doctor, over here,’ the actor shouted above the din.

‘Good evening once again, Vinza.’

‘Any luck with Darryl? Have you found him?’ He looked really worried.

The Doctor was looking grave. ‘I was hoping you could help. I have seen no sign of him. What with him and Ruby placing herself in danger helping Miss River rig the voting.’

On hearing this Vinza interrupted him. ‘Oh man! June River could be his target!’

‘She could?’

‘Yeah. There’s always been hostility between them and just lately since his character Rufus has been romantically linked to Aunty Rosie, well its just got worse and worse.’

‘Oh my goodness!’ There was a horrified tone to the Doctor’s voice. ‘I just sent Ruby to rig the votes!’

‘If June takes the stage, she’ll be a sitting duck for French.’

‘Well quite.’

‘What can we do? Do you want me to stop Ruby for you?’ asked Vinza suddenly feeling involved.

‘Would you mind, Vinza? I hate to involve you in all this, but I cannot be in two places at once and I think it best I confront your friend Darryl.’

Remembering the glowing eyes and the trance-like look on French’s face when he had last seen him, Vinza agreed. With the Doctor still heading into the auditorium, Vinza scurried off backstage.

 

 

The auditorium was a haven of peace compared to the foyer and the Doctor made his way carefully down to a seat near the stage, hoping that no one would interrupt him for a while yet. He had no idea what he was dealing with.

It was unlucky, then, that he was rudely tapped on the shoulder a few moments after he had sat down by a young man with an irate look on his face.

‘This is my seat, sir,’ he said brushing his floppy blond hair from out of his eyes.

‘There is no escape for me tonight it seems,’ said the Doctor exasperatedly, burying his face in his hands.

‘The party too much for you, man?’ asked the young newcomer, who was polishing his glasses with his tie.

‘Yes. I never feel at home in a crowd. Wherever I am it seems I am destined to be the outsider.’

‘Know the feeling, mate. I’m Rob Stevens. Head script writer on Clear Waters.’ He held out his hand and smiled.

The Doctor shook it. Pretending to be a new member of the cast, he asked Rob if he had noticed anything out of the ordinary going on around the soap recently. The Doctor listened with interest as Rob explained the increasingly illogical sets of storylines he was receiving from the top floor.

‘So you do not actually see the head storyliner any longer?’

‘Nah! Everything is sent down from the Top Floor. Ever since Cyranaos Productions took over about six months ago. You know the Beeb these days, everything is being farmed out to the independents to save them money.’

The Doctor just nodded as Rob continued.

‘Meanwhile I try and fit the new storylines in, which can be a pain, but the new director produces some magical work you know. Talented guy.’

‘But have you ever met him?’

Rob scratched his head thinking about it. ‘You know, I haven’t now you come to mention it. Just hear his instructions from the gallery. We’re not allowed up there anymore.’

‘And does that not strike you as just a little odd?’ the Doctor asked.

‘Yeah well it’s a steady job, good salary and I just take the money and run like any old hack.’

The Doctor smiled. ’You may well be best just running.’

‘My boyfriend would kill me if I did that!’ Rob laughed.

‘Better him than something else.’ The gravitas in the Doctor’s voice convinced Rob that he was not joking.

‘Well whatever, I’d be around for tomorrow’s recording. The New Year is going to be seen in with a right roller coaster of an episode. Best one for ages. Everyone will be watching.’

‘Yes of course!’ the Doctor cried happily. ‘Everyone will be watching,’ he repeated. ‘That could be the key to this! Thank you, Mr Stevens. You have been a great help and here is your seat!’ With that he got up, grabbed Rob’s hand and shook it thoroughly.

Rob Stevens just looked bewilderedly at him as he walked away. Maybe he was right after all. It seemed that everyone connected with Clear Waters was getting weirder by the day.

 

 

The Auditorium was beginning to fill up. An excited burble of voices could be heard as the Doctor once again found himself pushing through the crowds in the opposite direction to the way everyone else was heading. The little talk with Rob had clarified things a little for the Doctor, but he still had to find Darryl. In this congregation of soap actors, minor celebrities, backroom staff, writers and fans he could be anywhere. Desperately, he looked all around him in the hope that he might be lucky and spot Daryl.

It was to no avail, however. So far all he had managed to do was spill some drinks and hinder the progress of everyone trying to find their seats. He was drawing too much attention to himself up here like this. He made his apologies to everyone around him and departed up the steps back to the foyer. Maybe he would be better off backstage helping Ruby and Vinza.

 

 

Backstage, Ruby was having more luck than the Doctor. The place was empty apart from the security guards, and all she had had to do was flash her VIP pass, smile at them sweetly and then she really did have access to all areas. She found Jerry Diamond’s dressing room easily.

Who else, she thought, would be crass enough to replace the star on the door with a fluorescent yellow diamond? She had liked his shows but again it seemed the off screen reality lacked some of the sparkle of the polished performances she saw on screen.

She was about to knock on his door, hoping to find the dresser that June had blackmailed for her, when Virginia Harris swished her way down the corridor. There was no way Ruby was going to be able to get away with going in yet so she once again fixed a big smile on her face and caught Virginia’s eye.

‘I spy with my little eye a friend of the Doctor’s.’ Virginia’s voice was at it sweetest, but what the actress though was sweet was actually as patronising as hell, thought Ruby.

‘You do indeed,’ said Ruby in an equally sweet voice.

‘You and he lead charmed lives. Somehow you’ve managed to ingratiate yourselves with remarkable ease into out little circle, haven’t you?’

‘We’re so lucky to know stars like you,’ Ruby simpered, trying to appease her, hoping Virginia would just leave her alone.

‘Oh yes,’ Virginia replied pleased with this.

‘Have you seen Miss River or the delicious Darryl French?’ Ruby asked. Might as well see if she could get some information out of her while she was here.

‘No, darling, I haven’t I’m afraid.’ A loud bell ringing interrupted her.’ Ahh! Better get upstairs for the ceremony. I’m up for best actress you know.’ Ruby looked round in time to see her kick off her stilettos and dash up the corridor.

‘Yeah, after that little performance you should be up for an Oscar!’ Ruby murmured to herself.

She waited until Virginia had disappeared and entered the dressing room. The dresser had done his job well, the door was unlocked and the gold envelope had been tossed casually on the top of the desk. Ruby pulled the fake envelope from a pocket in her coat and substituted it for the real one. She popped it into her pocket, softly crept back to the door which she eased open. Looking all around her, she sneaked back out, and strolled up the corridor as if this was where she belonged.

If Ruby had paid a little more attention she would have seen a pair of eyes watching her intently. They glowed with a shimmering golden glow. Darryl French had had her under surveillance. Blankly he stared after her, his eyes lustrous beacons in the shadowy corridor.

 

 

Vinza was busy checking each of the dressing rooms in turn, hoping to run into Ruby. As he crept out of yet another minor star’s champagne soaked room, he was pleased to see Ruby heading his way.

‘Hey, Ruby! Wait up!’ he called

Ruby’s pulse quickened as she heard his call. Ethan Fox had long been her very favourite character on Clear Waters. He was a gorgeous hunk of a man! His voice made her insides all wobbly and now here he was calling her. How could life be any more perfect? she asked herself.

‘Hi, Eth…Vinza,’ she said bashfully, tripping over her words and confusing him with his character.

‘Hi, babes. Have you managed to switch the envelopes yet?’

Babes, he called me babes! Ruby was busy melting and it took her a moment or two to reply. ‘Oh…err…no not yet,’ she lied ‘Haven’t had a chance.’ She gave a great big grin. Inwardly she was cursing herself for sounding so stupid. She was not sure she could trust him yet and wondered how he knew what she was up to. Maybe June had sent him to check up on her. It was not a convincing argument, but it could be true, she thought.

‘Good, ‘ he said. ‘Come on, we’ve got to get upstairs. I’ve got an award to collect, babes!’ He took her by the arm and led her back to the auditorium.

Ruby was yet to be entirely convinced that he could be trusted, but to be going to the TV Gold Soap Awards with Vinza DeJarnatte… well she was prepared to think the best of him!

Darryl French emerged from his shadowy hiding place. His eyes had taken on their normal trance-like look as he saw the two of them heading away. He ducked in Diamond’s dressing room and switched the envelope with one he had with him and smirked to himself. Everything was falling into place.

 

 

The Doctor had not made much progress. He was stuck at the backstage door trying to gain access. The rather gormless security man was typical of his type, with all the inflexibility of a “jobsworth”.

‘If you don’t have a pass you can’t come in,’ he had said in a voice thick with a cold and it was true he was not going to let anyone past the door.

The Doctor dazzled him with a big smile and was busy trying to convince him. He made the guard watch as he pulled flowers from his sleeve. The security man looked singularly unimpressed.

The guard sneezed and so the Doctor offered him his handkerchief, which the guard pulled, revealing more and more hankies. While he was busy blowing his nose on the first one, the Doctor slipped past him and through the door smiling at his feat of legerdemain.

He was no sooner through the door than the boy he had seen at the studio earlier was barring his way. There was a sinister, not-quite-with-it look on the boy’s face and he was determined not to let the Doctor pass him. He made to grab the Doctor, but the Doctor whacked the boy’s hand with his cane. The boy howled in pain and the Doctor pushed past him and ran down the corridor.

‘Honestly,’ he said to himself, ‘everyone seems intent on getting in my way this evening.’

 

 

Sitting at a table near the front of the theatre, Ruby and Vinza were getting to know each other. The table was full of TV stars Ruby recognised and she was trying desperately not to be too star struck. She decided that it was about time she asked him how he knew she was down there.

‘Are you working with June River?’

Vinza looked surprised. ‘June?’ he asked in amazement. ‘What makes you think I’d be working with that old hag?’

‘How else did you know I’d be backstage then?’

‘I offered to find you for the Doctor. He thought you might be in some danger down there.’

‘What?’ spluttered Ruby. This had not occurred to her.

Vinza carefully explained about Darryl and how important it was June did not win the best actor award tonight. ‘You see, if June wins we reckon Darryl is going to shoot her.’ He was whispering to stop everyone else at the table hearing.

‘Oh my!’ gasped Ruby wondering what she had done.

The Auditorium was suddenly filled with a drum roll and an announcer could be heard.

‘And now to announce the winner of the Best Actor in a Soap 1991, is Jerry Diamond’

 

 

Backstage, the Doctor had arrived just a moment too late to stop Diamond going on stage. He could see the white of Diamond’s tuxedo disappearing in front of him. He shouted at Diamond but it was to no avail, with all the din of the applause he could not be heard.

‘Damn,’ the Doctor muttered as he looked desperately round for Darryl. There was no sign of him, either. He only hoped Ruby had not managed to swap the envelope.

 

 

Jerry Diamond took the stage to raucous applause from the audience. The customary cries of ‘Jerry! Jerry! Jerry Diamond!’ heard from his show everyday greeted him. He carefully announced the candidates, looking with pretend interest at the clips that followed the name of each candidate.

Ruby squeezed Vinza’s arm as his name was announced and the scene of him bedding Desiree Robinson played on screen much to Vinza’s dismay. Good-natured cheers of ‘Go Vinza, mate!’ could be heard round the table

‘Of all the clips, it’s always this one they choose,’ Vinza moaned.

The other candidates, including June River and Darryl French, were announced to great applause and with the spotlight on him and a thunderous drum roll, Jerry took the envelope and made a great play of opening it slowly to increase the tension.

Ruby clutched Vinza’s arm as Diamond looked at the result. Vinza was looking nervous himself, knowing that somewhere a camera was on him, waiting for his reaction as either a winner or loser.

‘And the winner is … Clear Water’s Darryl French as the womanising businessman Rufus Sugar!’

Ruby looked at the slightly disappointed Vinza in surprise. ‘But hang on, I swapped that envelope…’ she began but her words were drowned out by the applause as Darryl took to the stage.

French was looking dazed. He accepted the award from Diamond and smiled a huge smile at the audience holding the award aloft triumphantly.

He put it down again.

He reached into his pocket as if reaching for his acceptance speech, and pulled out the gun.

Gasps of shock rippled through the theatre as he raised the revolver, grinned and said;

‘This is for all of you at home. Keep watching folks.’

He put the gun to his head, and pulled the trigger!

End of Episode Two