Hi, this is Reflector. Being spies by nature we love to observe and gather information. As a matter of fact we have gathered so much information about our fellow Transformers it would be a crime not to let you, the adoring public, know what kind of lives these depraved mechanisms they are. Alcoholism, sex addiction, do not let the robotics fool you, they were a bunch of sick mothers.
Hasbro and Takara have covered up these instances for years. However, the truth is finally out! Why it has taken so long? Folks are finally speaking out; over the past twenty years all secrets were locked up tighter that Blinky’s grip on a wallet. But that has all changed! A few have leaked out, but we are here to bust the dam open. Besides, we were bugging TC so much she put us to work. It was either this or clean her bathroom.
Some rumors have been floating around that we’re doing this because we're still bitter about being written out of the series. For those people wondering we have this to say: FUCK NO, YOU STUPID BITCHES! YOU HEAR ME? YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
All righty then, let's go…
More to come as we find more stuff to make up...er dig up, we mean. Honestly, would we lie to you?