TC would like to thanks Names Are Unimportant AKA Zylly for this fucking hilarious contribution. All about Primal, which is just...prime.
YOU’VE GOT THE BUTT
You've got the butt!
You've got the monkey!
Yeah!
After all the fruit is won,
You waddle-walk, you don't run,
You're a great ape!
Got the rear, know the dance,
Lose the rules, wear no pants,
You're Mr. Big Butt!
You're walking along that jungle bluff,
You're showing you rear, but it's never enough!
You've got the butt!
You've got the monkey!
When all hell's breaking loose,
You'll be wiggling your ass in the air!
You've got the cheeks!
You've got the jiggle!
You know when your abs get too tough,
You've got the butt!
You never wipe, you never scratch,
You never get a real bad rash!
You're a gorilla!
It's in the hole, it's in the hair,
It's in the things, matted there,
When you're waving your butt!
And you never get caught when you poop on the grass,
Gonna do what you want, 'cause you'll land on you ass!
You've got the butt!
You've got the monkey!
When all hell's breaking loose,
You'll be wiggling your ass in the air!
You've got the cheeks!
You've got the jiggle!
You know when your abs get too tough,
You've got the butt!
You're fighting butt with butt!
You've know you’ve got the butt!
You're walking along that jungle bluff,
You're showing you rear, but it's never enough!
You've got the butt!
You've got the monkey!
Yeah!
You've got the butt!
You've got the monkey!
Butt!