Stupid Prank Calls

By TC

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TF writer: Hello?

Reflector: YOU SHALL PAY FOR WRITING ME OUT OF THE SERIES!

TF writer: Who is this?

Reflector: Your wife is sleeping with your gardener.

TF writer: Who the hell is this?

*click*

*ring*

Optimus Prime: Hello?

Rumble: Is your refrigerator running?

Prime: We don’t have a refrigerator.

Frenzy: Well you better go catch it!

Prime: HUH?

Rumble (to Frenzy): He said he didn’t have a fridge, you tard!

Frenzy: Shut the fuck up, buttlick!

*click*

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Red Alert: Hello?

Starscream: Hi Red, we are the trolls in your head. We know where you are and are coming to disassemble you!

Red: T-TROLLS?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Screamer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*click*

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Shockwave: Hello?

Skywarp in a real heavy breathy voice: Hi big boy, my name is LaCrish. I saw you the other day checking the grids for section SC-11 and I couldn’t take my eyes off you.

Shockwave: Really?

Skywarp: Ooh yes. You must be very skilled with one hand.

Shockwave: Why yes…*giggle* That’s ‘cause I only HAVE one hand. I have a real big gun on the other. What do you look like?

Skywarp: Well, I’m a Seeker jet with pink colouring and huge knockers, BIG red optics, and I can kick ass and be girly at the same time.

Shockwave: MOAN So…so when can we meet up? I’d love to hump, I mean meet you! Crap.

Skywarp: (in his real voice) EEW! You wanna hump me, Shockwave? Not a chance in hell!

Thundercracker: (in the distance) Uh Warp, I think you just blew it.

Skywarp: Shit!

Shockwave: Skywarp? What are you…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*click*

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*ring*

Rodimus Prime: Hello?

Optimus Prime: You’ll never be as good a leader as I was, biatch!

Rodimus: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*click*

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*ring*

Megatron: Hello?

Galvatron: BWAAAAAAAAAA!

Megatron: Whaaa? Who is this?

Galvatron: You’re future self! Interested in consolidating your loan debts?

*click*

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*ring*

Megatron: Hello?

Starscream‘s Ghost: Hi Dad, I’m dead but I thought I’d give you a call.

Megatron: Why didn’t you do so earlier?

Starscream‘s Ghost: I told you, I’m dead.

Megatron: That’s no excuse, my DANDY son!

*click*

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OK, that’s it, ENOUGH!