The Turd--Er, Third Installment

A Little Bit Stroppier and a Shitload Worse...

Already the barfbags are needed.

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He couldn�t get him off his mind. No matter what he did, the face of the young Seeker was embedded in his head. Galvatron, leader of the Decepticons, sat on his throne trying to figure this out.

Never before had he been this� enchanted by another. He sighed and tried not to think about it.

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Whaddya say, folks? Can we all simultaneously vomit on the count of three?

This...oh god, THIS...

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Tracks, seven months pregnant, glowered furiously at his lover. All day it seemed that the babies were determined to play hopscotch inside him.

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Another one for the "Run-in-circles-screaming-your-motherfucking-head-off" files.

Oh no, did TC speak too soon?

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�Shh�� Slowly standing, he looked up at his lover. �I think I just had a contraction.�

�What!?� Immediately, a scared, helpless creature replaced Optimus Prime the leader. �But, it�s too early! You�re not due for AT LEAST six more weeks!� He placed a trembling hand on Tracks� stomach.

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She did. For some reason the image of Prime freaking out like a bitch is giving TC gigglefits.

After a brief sojourn through Soap Opera Land where Skywarp and Air Raid are being all cutsey couple and Galvatron gets some (!!!!!) Tracks finally has the kids.

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Optimus didn�t even notice that his lover was still clenching his hand tightly. All he could see were the two perfect little babies lying in the incubator. One, the eldest, was black and red with a design similar to Track�s. The other was blue and grey and looked like Optimus. They had named them *Rei Hino and Fire Soul.

Optimus had been perplexed by the name for the eldest. But Tracks had explained that in the neutral territory that he�d lived in Rei Hino meant �Fire of the soul�. So in a way, the brothers had the same name.

It didn�t matter though; they were the most perfect babies ever.

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And this ending...sweet Jesus.

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�Are you okay?�

�Yes� that was incredible!�

�You did such an amazing job today� I felt that you deserved to know how much I love you��

�Love? You really love me?�

�Yes��

As he two lovers lay together, First Aid wondered why he had denied himself this joy. He gazed at Thundercracker with tears in his eyes. �I love you��

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*passes out*


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