OK, TC's gonna try this for a while. Inspired by this chick named Cleolinda who does these hilarious parodies of Movies in 15 Minutes, TC decided to try her hand at some TF eps.
Autobot HQ: SNOW!
Some of the Autobots have a snowball fight.
Jazz: *picks up Spike, packs some snow on him and throws him off into space*
Audience: YES!
Optimus Prime: The Decepticons are up to something.
Prowl: And it took us this long to catch on? Man, we are a kids’ show.
Average 4-year old kid: Fuck that, I’ve caught on to this shit long time ago.
In the Artic:
The Decepticons are drilling.
TF smut-philes: Yeah, we know what they’re drilling!
Rumble and Skywarp stumble upon a Transformer entombed in the ice.
Starscream: What the fuck are you all…*stops and stares at the robot in the ice tomb* OMGWTFBBQ! SKYFIRE!
Screamer fangrrls: SQUEEEE!
The Decepticons try to revive Skyfire.
Starscream: *bumbles about uncharacteristically* Revive him!
Megatron: The hell’s your problem?
Starscream: Skyfire and I were lov--er friends from a long time ago.
TF slashers: Oooh! Someone else besides Megatron?
Megatron: You KNEW him?
Meggers/Screamer slashers: OMG He’s so jealouzz theirloveissoobvious OMG!
The Starscream/Skyfire slash group: *Is officially born*
Screamer fangrrls: See? TOLD you there was a gentle side to Starscream.
TC: STFU!
Skyfire: Becomes a Decepticon.
Thundercracker: Cool iron on patch.
Audience: Idiotic idea #16000.
Thundercracker: The iron-on patch?
Audience: No, Skyfire becoming a Decepticon.
Skywarp: Damn, we’re not even halfway through the first season.
Megatron: *blasts Skywarp*
Skyfire sees the Autobots and prepares to fire.
Prime: Wait! Like, D3c3p+ic0nz 4r3 b4d, d00d.
Skyfire: Really? *goes back to the Cons, where Spike and Sparkplug are being shoved up Starscream’s ass*
Starscream: Told you they’d fit.
Skywarp: Omega Supreme could fit in that hole.
Soundwave: Dude, we haven’t gotten that far yet.
Skywarp: Whoops.
Spike and Sparkplug: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Skyfire: Starscream, I don’t know about those Autobots, they seem so nice.
Starscream: Who cares? They’re our enemies? *blasts Skyfire*
Starscream’s haters: Told you he was a psycho!
Screamer fangrrls: No! He is capable of love and compassion! Megatron messed with him!
Screamer/Megs slashers: You can say that again!
Skyfire: (to self) I am a scientist, I don‘t destroy shit. I’m a lover, not a fighter.
Michael Jackson: I know how that goes.
Skyfire: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *squishes Jacko with a rock*
Some Decepticon: Autobots! Must fight!
They fight. The Decepticons are getting their butts kicked.
Soundwave: Not again!
Skyfire shows up.
Megatron: Yay, the calvary’s here! Skyfire, annihilate these fuckers!
Skyfire: I’m a good guy now! With a new Autobot iron-on patch!
Starscream: TRAITOR!
Screamer’s fan girls: OMG Screamer is so hurting, I must comfort him.
Screamer and Skyfire take to the air. Skyfire crashes into the ice and dies.
Stan Marsh: OMG, they killed Skyfire!
Kyle Whats-it: You bastards!
Kenny: *gets run over by Prowl*
Newly-formed Screamer/Skyfire slashers: OMG SCREAMERZ TRU WUB IS DEAD! WAAAAA!
Optimus Prime: We are gathered here today to celebrate Skyfire’s life, blah blah blah. We shall never forget you, Skyfire--CLIFFJUMPER!
Cliffjumper: *is standing on Skyfire’s grave and is pissing on it*
Cliffjumper: Thought we were done here.
Eric Cartman: Screw you guys, I’m going home. All this Autobot good-guy hippie crap is seriously pissing me off.
Optimus: Now we’re done.
THE END!