The Man and the Poke Kid!
Episode 1: "Hello Kids!"
Man: Okay kids...can you name ALL THE REAL NAMES {The real names are the Japanese names}? Kid: What?
Man: Pokemon no namae! {Pokemon's names}
Kid: This guy is a wacko.
Man: 151..+ . Ieru Kakuna...
Kid: What..go Bulbasaur!
Man: Fushigidane!
Kid: {thinks} I hope my Bulbasaur can beat his...Fushibadonee..or whatever!
Man: {thinks} Stupid Amerikan-jin kids! MARIRU!
Kid: Mr., you're nuts.
The Man and the Poke Kid #2 - Kick My "A" Before Dawn of Mewtwo...
Man: Okay "Kids" !Can you name all the Pockemon names from A-Zen?
Kid: There's that nut again!
Man: I'm not a nut! Besides, who IS the elephant like monster?
Kid: Donald Fan.
Man: No you loser! DOHN FAHN! {thanks to Aiko-chan for this!}
Kid: Okay...let's battle! Ratticate!
Man: HAHA! Mariru!
Kid: {thinks} What's a Mariru...?
Man: HAHAHA! I win! Your monster is so fat it falls over!
Kid: What?! Ratticate! {thinks} It must be that Mariru's cuteness! {says} That's it! {holds out Pokeball} GO!!!!! RAICHU!!!
Man: HAHA! {thinks} Oh god! I shouldn't have gave that monster to Ookido! Shimatta! {Damn!} Well...Thunders it's just me and you! {says} Thunders! FIRES! SHOWAAS!!!
Kid: 3 Monsters! Gastly, and Koffing!
Man: YES!
Kid: What? NO! {thinks} What is this guy using?! He's not even attacking!
Man: I win!
Kid: Dammit!